This little brown bastard is f’ing it up for the GOP!
If they go debunking the myth that they aren't all criminals trying to rape our children , eat our women and steal our minimum wage jobs then well, well we…
Dear Alcohol,
First and foremost, let me tell you that I’m a HUGE fan of yours.
As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed.
The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game and
you’re even around at the holidays (hidden inside
chocolates as you warm us when we’re stuck in the
midst of endless family gatherings).