Delaware Liberal

Happy holidays & Merry Saturnalia, to every lurker, hate-lurker, banned dickface idiot, regular commenter, & people immersed in Delaware politics who pretend to not read the blog when we meet in public. Except for the hate-lurkers, banned dickface idiots, you are all trying to keep Bedfordfalls from turning into Pottersville in your own way, and that is worthy. We love you all. Cheers to you.

I was reading the FoxNews take on the Tufts University bomb threats and the algorithms naturally assumed I wanted to look like a complete fuckwit.

I'm not a big stock investor, so I don't pay very close attention to the rise and fall of individual stocks, but watching the collapse of Barron VonDickhead's business empire…