Delaware Liberal

Not content with being a figurative laughingstock anymore, Donald Trump broke out his FIGJAM act (Fuck I'm Great, Just Ask Me) at the U.N. this morning and became a literal…

Bill Cosby, ruled a "sexually violent predator" when Judge Steven T. O’Neill upheld a state board’s finding, was sentenced to 3 to 10 years in prison for his assault on…

First, spare me the histrionics of the 'on-the-fence' senators agonizing over your Kavanaugh votes. It's real simple, here's all you have to do, and you've put the ball where it…

(FL-SEN) 'Red-Tide Rick' Scott being booed out of a Gulf Coast restaurant may be the best thing you see today Florida Governor Rick Scott is running scared, as the natives become…

Ken Simpler nearly killed a kid at Princeton by plying him with alcohol. "45 students suffered alcohol-induced medical problems" at a party run by Simpler. Princeton Borough prosecutor, Michael Barrett, said "I've never been involved in a case with a bartender that produces the hospitalization of 15 people."  One of Simpler's underage hazing victims was in a coma for a week.  The judge who sentenced Simpler said, "Only luck prevented death." In the end Ken Simpler got a slap on the wrist, then complained that the slap was too hard. Ken Simpler will be the GOP nominee for Governor of Delaware in 2020. Kavanaugh's yearbook page gives you an idea of how many chances these guys get. Criminality is the theme, and the contempt...

Blackout Drunk Afluenza Asshole, Brett Michael Kavanaugh, now says that he never "had sex in high school or many years after." I actually believe that. His game SUCKED. I mean swinging your dick in some girl's face?!?! That's not sexy broh.

Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 11/9" is a provocative and comedic look at the times in which we live. It will explore the two most important questions of the Trump Era: How the f**k did we get here, and how the f**k do we get out? It's the film to see before it's too late.

That's the distributors blurb. Here's mine.

A poll came out. They said everybody is going to vote in 2020, because they want to vote for the President. But they are not maybe coming out in 2018. Get out in 2018. Because you are voting for me in 2018. You are voting for me. You are voting for me.