Tag: Donviti

Feast on this green people!

Filed in Uncategorized by on July 9, 2007 13 Comments

Fighting the Tide, a Few Restaurants Tilt to Tap Water Personally I never by bottled water, EVER.  I bought one bottle in NYC about 2 years ago and regretted every second of it. It seems like such a waste.  As a consumer that is pretty conscious of marketing bullshit, I don’t buy into bottle water […]

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Ha Ha funny

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

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Can someone tell me

Filed in Uncategorized by on July 3, 2007 6 Comments

How were the Republicans able to make the CIA leak case into a “partisan witchhunt”?   I really don’t understand how a Dem, Rep or Ind can’t grasp that lying underoath and obstructing justice is a crime regardless of what the initial charges are.  It boggles my mind, it just boggles my mind man.  At what […]

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Donviti’s Marriage Tips

Filed in Uncategorized by on June 27, 2007 6 Comments

I realize this is a political blog and that the editor in chief may have a problem with this post but oh well.  I am sure many of our readers don’t only need political guidance but maybe some familial as well.   So today I would like to share with you one valuable lesson I have […]

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You can’t make this shit up

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Naked couple die from S.C. rooftop fall

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I just left the Hospital

Filed in Uncategorized by on June 18, 2007 4 Comments

Part of my mission was to explore everything over here to find out why these tiny brown people hate their country and come to ours.  I tell you I am still miffed.  The real reason for this post though is that I broke my foot and had to use their emergency care.   I didn’t have to wait in […]

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Yet another find

Filed in Uncategorized by on June 15, 2007 2 Comments

I just can’t get over how much I am learning about these little people.  Besides begging me to see the homes they have for sale.  Which I might add is a bit wierd because they only seem to sell them for one week a year.  They call it sharing.  I don’t understand the concept, but […]

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My day as an illegal

Filed in Uncategorized by on June 13, 2007 7 Comments

Well, I’m here!!!! wooohooo and things are going great.  I don’t get why “them people” hate their country so much.  There is so much to see and do.  Sure it costs a little more for them to the same things I am doing.  40% more but what’s 40% to a person using Pesos?  These things […]

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Farewell St. Hedwig

Filed in Uncategorized by on June 8, 2007 12 Comments

Well here goes nothing.  When I left the Navy in 1996 I moved back to Delaware.  Wilmington specifically.  I had 3 little girls and very little money.  I left as an e-4 and was happy as heck to get a job at Sears in Prices Corner I got a huge increase in my salary and […]

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I was thinking

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If your car was stolen, would you blame it on a terrorist?

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Airing my dirty laundry

Filed in Uncategorized by on May 25, 2007 7 Comments

It’s hard being me, it really is.  Yesterday I was supposed to give my daughter #2 her birth certificate so she could give it to her mother for stuff regarding school.  It is part of the wonderful life we have created as completely f’d up parents of divorce that constantly puts the kids in the middle.   […]

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A little story

Filed in Uncategorized by on May 23, 2007 6 Comments
A little story

So there I was walking down the street on a beutiful spring day. I was sort of minding my own business, as much as one can when they are as stunningly attractive and adult as I am. I was walking along and whistling. I like to whistle. It relaxes me, my Pop-pop used to whistle, […]

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Castle Guardedly Optimistic About Prospect for Martial Sex

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Washington, DC– Congressman Michael N. Castle today recognized his wife’s cleavage.  Congressman Castle said, “The cleavage was probably intentional and I am allowing myself to believe that it had a deeper meaning.  While I have concerns that our schedules make the prospect of coitus a long shot, I am hopeful that a glass of wine […]

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