Tag: Newt Gingrich

No One Wants To Marry Mr. Electable

Filed in National by on January 22, 2012 3 Comments

Throughout this political season, the only thing Mitt Romney hasn’t flip-flopped on is his reason for his getting the nomination: Electability.

Yawn.

He is the guy that proposes to a woman and cites being a good provider as the main reason she should marry him. He then adds that he’s dependable and quickly points out how passion is over-rated and not a good foundation for a marriage. Now, all of this may be true, depending on who Mr. Electable is proposing, but for most people it just doesn’t cut it.

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Newt – Answer the Friggin Question

Filed in National by on January 20, 2012 5 Comments

In typical teabag-rethuglican manner, Newt Gingrich, who is closing in on a win in tomorrow’s primary in South Carolina, attacked CNN newsman and debate anchor John King for asking a legitimate question about his ex-wife’s interview with ABC News.

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When Mitt Romney Came To Town – Absolutely Devastating

Filed in National by on January 12, 2012 33 Comments

If you haven’t watched Newt Gingrich’s Super Pac Ad… watch it now. It is absolutely devastating. Ed Kilgore describes is as “one of the most devilishly effective attack communications I’ve personally ever seen–a heat-seeking missile aimed directly at the white orking class id.”

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So Much for Checks and Balances

Filed in National by on December 18, 2011 41 Comments

Apparently Newt Gingrich doesn’t believe in our system of checks and balances. Continuing his crusade against the courts, Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich railed against judges “imposing secularism” on the country on this morning’s Face The Nation. Arguing that “activist judges” who make disagreeable decisions should be held accountable before Congress, he told Bob Schieffer […]

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Newt’s Got A Kid Problem

Filed in National by on December 1, 2011 9 Comments

So Newt thinks that poor kids only know how to rob and steal. The asshat from Georgia thinks he’s a celebrity because some idiot is willing to pay $60K to hear him bloviate. And anyone who’s been around since he first took office back in the 80’s knows he has a huge ego. As Jonathan […]

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Buh Bye Newt?

Filed in National by on June 9, 2011 31 Comments

Reports are coming that Newt Gingrich’s entire campaign staff quit en masse. Since it’s irresponsible not to speculate, what do you think are the reasons? The only media speculation I’ve seen is that many of Newt’s aides had ties to Texas governor Rick Perry, so this means Perry’s in. I don’t think that explains the […]

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Missing the Boat on Gingrich’s Tiffany’s Issue

Filed in National by on May 26, 2011 18 Comments

I’ll admit it, I am enjoying the epic flame-out of the Gingrich 2012 campaign. Watching him contort himself to prove that he is totally consistent with his 24-hours-ago-self is like paying the extra money to see behind the scenes at the circus freak show. This latest blunder presents a golden opportunity for those of us […]

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Sexytime With Republicans – Ensign & Gingrich Edition

Filed in National by on May 13, 2011 1 Comment

The Senate ethics report on John Ensign and an old article about Newt Gingrich show what awful pieces of crap they are. Some of the quotes are kind of racy, so don’t click if you’re really sensitive. Yes, I’ve thrown up in my mouth a bit writing about this.

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Newtmentum!

Filed in National by on May 12, 2011 12 Comments

Newt Gingrich officially announces he’s running for president. Note to Republicans: please don’t nominate Newt, we’re scared of him!

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Newt Gingrich, Intellectual

Filed in National by on March 30, 2011 8 Comments

Newt Gingrich shares what kind of future he fears.

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Newt vs. Newt

Filed in National by on March 24, 2011 6 Comments

Newt Gingrich 3/23/11 contradicts Newt Gingrich of early March.

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Newt Gingrich Is Insane

Filed in National by on September 13, 2010 13 Comments

Newt Gingrich accuses Obama of “Kenyan anti-colonial” behavior.

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Newt Gingrich Endorses Sharia Law

Filed in National by on July 23, 2010 40 Comments

Newt Gingrich thinks that Muslims shouldn’t be able to build an Islamic center near Ground Zero unless Saudi Arabia allows churches and synagogues to be built.

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