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Republican Idiocy

Wondering what the Republican base looks like…

Via TPM, Via Kos on Twitter:

A new Daily Kos/Research 2000 poll, conducted among 2,000 self-identified Republican respondents nationwide, gives an interesting peek into the psyche of the minority party’s base.

39% of Republicans want President Obama to be impeached.

63% think Obama is a socialist.

Only 42% believe Obama was born in the United States.

21% think ACORN stole the 2008 election — that is, that Obama didn’t actually win it, and isn’t legitimately the president, with 55% saying they are “not sure.”

53% think Sarah Palin is more qualified than Obama to be president.

23% want to secede from the United States.

73% think gay people should not be allowed to teach in public schools.

31% want contraception to be outlawed.

Simply amazing, and far be it for me to give Democrats advice, but… they might want to start pushing these points next time they’re on Meet The Press.  It is time to make Republicans own their crazy.

LOL, 63% think Obama is a socialist?  Wanna bet 62% of them can’t define the word.  And while I mock, it behooves (now there’s a word you don’t see every day) us to draw attention to this lunacy.  They may be crazy, but they’re organized.

Smell The Bipartisanship

Republicans haven’t changed much from the Bush administration. Bipartisan to them still means that Democrats adopt Republican ideas:

Last week, House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-Va.) “made it clear that the only starting point for bipartisan compromise would be for Dems to drop their health care plan and embrace the GOP one.” Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ken.) made the same offer yesterday.

John McCain took a similar line yesterday, suggesting that the only ideas that can pass in a Democratic Congress are those that come from Republicans.

Mr. McCain, a Republican from Arizona, said on the CBS news program “Face the Nation” that President Obama should sit down with Republican leaders and begin adopting some of their ideas for improving the nation’s health care system such as overhauling medical malpractice lawsuits, allowing residents of one state to buy health insurance from a company in another state, and granting tax credits for people who purchase health insurance on their own.

I wonder how many ConservaDems are jumping up and down in glee at the thought of adopting Republican ideas? Remember the Republican health care plan they introduced this summer?

The Republican plan was nothing short of laughable — it did nothing for the uninsured, nothing for those with pre-existing conditions, and nothing for those worried about losing coverage when it’s needed most. It was an entirely partisan plan, written in secret. The Republican proposal sought to create a system that “works better for people who don’t need health care services, and much worse for people who actually are sick or who become sick in the future. It’s basically a health un-insurance policy.” And as we learned in November, the plan included provisions that “mirror the suggestions put forth by the lobbying entity of the private insurance industry way back in December 2008.”

Indeed, the official Republican plan didn’t even offer modest provisions that the party used to support. Roll Call reported at the time, “Under the GOP plan, insurance companies would still be allowed to exclude anyone with a pre-existing medical condition from coverage, there would be no national insurance exchange and businesses would not face any mandate to provide insurance nor individuals to buy it. Boehner also left out tax credits to help the poor and middle class buy insurance — a central pillar of most GOP reform proposals and a key feature of a four-page outline Republican leaders released in June.”

The individual mandate used to be a Republican idea. Dropping the public option was also a Republican idea. Really, Republicans still don’t have any ideas except protection of the status quo. Senator Baucus spent months trying to hammer out a plan with Enzi and Grassley, which they vowed to vote against no matter how many concessions Democrats made.

I Was Wrong: Republicans Do Have New Ideas

Marco Rubio is the Republican Senate candidate in Florida who is cleaning Crist’s clock. He’s a darling to the Tea Party/Club for Growth set. He proposed an interesting idea for fixing the economy – suspend Congress.

Last night on CNBC, Marco Rubio, a right-wing Republican running for US Senate in Florida, told host Larry Kudlow about his “solutions to the high unemployment” and economic recession. Rubio chafed at responding with any actual ideas, policies, or solutions. In fact, Rubio proposed that if he were elected, he would call for “a two year recess or something” so no laws or reforms could be enacted:

KUDLOW: If you were elected Senator, what would you do about the 10% unemployment rate, which may or may not be 10% if and when you get in? But, what are your general solutions to the high unemployment and worries about the economic recession?

RUBIO: Well the problem is the people in Washington don’t understand what’s causing it. They think that Presidents and Senators are job creators and they’re not. The job creators are people who have access to money, whether it’s their own or borrowed, who use that money to open up a new business or expand an existing one. And they’re not doing that right now because of the tax chaos and all the regulatory chaos and all of this uncertainty created in Washington DC. Perhaps the most stimulative thing they can do right now is take a two year recess or something.

So, I was wrong there are some new ideas out there. Vote for me, I want a paid vacation is a fresh and new electoral strategy! I hope more Republicans adopt it.

“They” Are Coming After “Us”

I realize, given the build up to the Exorcist-like music, that I’m supposed to take this video very, very seriously.  So why can’t I stop laughing?

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Oh, the drama!  Oh, the horror!  And… Oh, the typical threatening language and name calling.

These constant Armageddon scenarios are beginning to remind me of the crazy guy in New York standing on the street corner shouting that the end is near.   I’m also not sure how this “we are doomed” strategy translates into a Republican/Conservative victory.  The message seems to be… Be afraid, be very afraid.  Which is a predictable tactic from the right , but I’m not sure it’s effective – especially since, yet again, it’s presented without a single solution.

How long can Republicans/Conservatives run on the sky is falling without offering a way to keep it from crashing down on our heads?   And if they don’t come up with a detailed plan, aren’t they basically running on the platform that the Bush years were okay, that health care is great the way it is, that Iraq and Afghanistan were rolling along just fine, and that we should have left the economy alone?  As they mock “change” without offering an alternative plan, aren’t they running on “no change?”

And if they don’t develop a platform that consists of something more than Obama is the devil and Democrats are his handmaidens then the debates preceding the 2010 elections should be interesting.

From The Department Of Karma

This weekend the Minnesota Star Tribune wrote an editorial calling on Minnesotans to fill out their census forms. Minnesota is in danger of losing a Congressional district in 2010. Guess who’s district is mostly likely to disappear – none other than anti-census nut Michele Bachmann:

The Star-Tribune says in its editorial over the weekend:

It’s ironic that a Minnesota member of Congress, Republican Michele Bachmann, went so far last summer to declare her intention to only partially complete her census forms, and to suggest reasons for others not to comply with the census law. If Minnesota loses a congressional seat, Bachmann’s populous Sixth District could be carved into pieces. She likely would have to battle another incumbent to hang on to her seat. We’ve noticed that her anticensus rhetoric has lately ceased. We hope she got wise: Census compliance is not only in Minnesota’s best interest, but also her own.

The really fun fact, as I’ve learned from Minnesota experts, is that Bachmann’s district would likely be the first to go if the state lost a seat. The other seats are all fairly regular-shaped, logical districts built around identifiable regions of the state (Minneapolis, St. Paul, the Iron Range, and so on). Bachmann’s district is made of what’s left over after such a process, twisting and turning from a small strip of the Wisconsin border and curving deep into the middle of the state. As such, the obvious course of action if the state loses a seat is to split her district up among its neighbors.

Might I add: bwahahahahahahahahaha!

2009: The Year in Right Wing Buffoons, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes and All-Around Idiots

That is the title of this blog post from Ron Reagan’s Air America blog. I never get to to hear Ron Regan’s show, but he can be very good of even pretty wonky topics. So it was fun to hear him have on at the expense of wingnut buffoonery this past year. And as he notes, this list was sourced from the indispensable Media Matters , who did the work of rounding up the usual suspects. Give a listen to Ron Reagan’s discussion of the buffoonery directly on his blog (sorry, the embed from there did not work).

Tell us what you think the high point in wingnut buffoonery was in 2009! Bonus points for reminding us of the local Republican buffoonery.

Fearmongering = $$$

Republicans have been jumping on the bandwagon to criticize President Obama because of the failed terror attack on Christmas Day. Some have been using the incident for fundraising, look at Rep. Pete Hoekstra (who is running for governor of Michigan):

They just don’t get it. The system didn’t “work” here. Far from it! It is insulting that The Obama administration would make such a claim, but then again, these are the same weak-kneed liberals who have recently tried to bring Guantanamo Bay terrorists right here to Michigan!

My promise to you, as your governor, my first duty and most solemn responsibility is to keep Michigan safe!

For almost a decade I have been a leader on National Security and at the forefront of the war on terror. I understand the real and continuing threat radical jihadists pose to our great state of Michigan and our great Nation.

I have pledged that I will do “everything possible” to prevent these terrorists from coming to Michigan.

But I need your help.

If you agree that we need a Governor who will stand up the Obama/Pelosi efforts to weaken our security please make a most generous contribution of $25, $50, $100 or even $250 to my campaign.

Look who’s jumping on the blame-Obama bandwagon, it’s none other than wannabe Senator Rep. Mike Castle (full press release):

The failed bombing attempt by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab on a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas day has raised several important areas of immediate concern. There has been a clear failure within our current intelligence sharing system to connect the dots which must be reviewed and immediately addressed. Also, in a rush to close Guantánamo, it seems clear that this Administration has overlooked some key information that could affect the safety and security of all Americans. Specifically, the rushed statement made by Secretary Napolitano failed to acknowledge the serious nature of the gaps in our existing system and the evidence linking the failed attack to a broader terrorist network.

The bomber has been linked to Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), an Al Qaeda cell active in Saudi Arabia and Yemen. Two of the AQAP leaders were repatriated to Saudi custody in 2007 under the Bush Administration and ultimately released. Half of the remaining Guantánamo detainees are Yemeni, approximately 90 men, and the Pentagon has identified 60 as dangerous. Yet, in the past few weeks, the Obama Administration has overseen the repatriation of six Yemenis from Guantánamo back to their home country. As we learn more about Abdulmutallab’s ties to Yemen and AQAP, it is increasingly clear that the transfer of detainees from Guantanamo is a flawed process demanding immediate review.

We are also seeing some of the same failures within our intelligence systems to share information and collaborate to enact protections based on that information. The CIA reportedly had a person of interest, dubbed “The Nigerian,” suspected of meeting with terrorist elements in Yemen for the past several months. In November, Abdulmutallab’s father went to the U.S. embassy in Nigeria to warn the CIA about his son’s ties to suspected al Qaeda operatives in Yemen. The CIA has stated that the agency passed this information to the government’s terrorist database-including mention of his possible extremist connections in Yemen and key biographical information to the National Counterterrorism Center. The NCTC, created on the recommendation of the 9/11 Commission, was designed to connect the dots on terrorism.

There were many aspects of Abdulmutallab’s recent actions that should have raised red flags and included him on the No Fly list. He had no checked luggage; he paid for his ticket with cash; British officials had rejected his visa renewal application and had his name on their own watch list; and his name had already surfaced on the National Counterterrorism Center’s database of known or suspected international terrorists. In spite of all this information, his name never made it to the database used by Transportation Safety Administration. An immediate review by the Administration and Congress to identify the problems within the current system and a blueprint for solutions is in order.

We’ll see if he sends this out in a fundraising letter. My question is – why do Republicans pretend that their policies have worked to prevent acts of terror? The Bush administration was in place for 9/11, as well as other acts such as the Anthrax letters and the D.C. snipers. There were attempted acts on their watch, like the shoe bomber Richard Reid.

Bush and Cheney released two of the admitted masterminds of the attempted underpants bomber from Guantanamo in 2007. So, despite all the torture that’s supposedly kept us safe, we still didn’t know the bad guys from the not-so-bad guys.

You know, if we had tried these guys in U.S. courts and put them in U.S. prisons perhaps they wouldn’t be out there trying to commit terrorist acts against the United States.

If you’re going to criticize the “system,” Mike Castle, you need to acknowledge your own party’s culpability.

The White House has finally responded to these criticisms, better late than never (full press release):

There has been a lot of discussion online and in the mainstream media about our response to various critics of the President, specifically former Vice President Cheney, who have been coming out of the woodwork since the incident on Christmas Day. I think we all agree that there should be honest debate about these issues, but it is telling that Vice President Cheney and others seem to be more focused on criticizing the Administration than condemning the attackers. Unfortunately too many are engaged in the typical Washington game of pointing fingers and making political hay, instead of working together to find solutions to make our country safer.

First, it’s important that the substantive context be clear: for seven years after 9/11, while our national security was overwhelmingly focused on Iraq – a country that had no al Qaeda presence before our invasion – Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda’s leadership was able to set up camp in the border region of Pakistan and Afghanistan, where they continued to plot attacks against the United States. Meanwhile, al Qaeda also regenerated in places like Yemen and Somalia, establishing new safe-havens that have grown over a period of years. It was President Obama who finally implemented a strategy of winding down the war in Iraq, and actually focusing our resources on the war against al Qaeda – more than doubling our troops in Afghanistan, and building partnerships to target al Qaeda’s safe-havens in Yemen and Somalia. And in less than one year, we have already seen many al Qaeda leaders taken out, our alliances strengthened, and the pressure on al Qaeda increased worldwide.

To put it simply: this President is not interested in bellicose rhetoric, he is focused on action. Seven years of bellicose rhetoric failed to reduce the threat from al Qaeda and succeeded in dividing this country. And it seems strangely off-key now, at a time when our country is under attack, for the architect of those policies to be attacking the President.

Second, the former Vice President makes the clearly untrue claim that the President – who is this nation’s Commander-in-Chief – needs to realize we are at War. I don’t think anyone realizes this very hard reality more than President Obama. In his inaugural, the President said “our nation is at war against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred.” In a recent speech, Assistant to the President for Terrorism and Homeland Security John Brennan said “Instead, as the president has made clear, we are at war with al-Qaida, which attacked us on 9/11 and killed 3,000 people. We are at war with its violent extremist allies who seek to carry on al-Qaida’s murderous agenda. These are the terrorists we will destroy; these are the extremists we will defeat.” At West Point, the President told the nation why it was “in our vital national interest” to send an additional 30,000 U.S. troops to fight the war in Afghanistan, adding that as Commander in Chief, “I see firsthand the terrible wages of war.” And at Oslo, in accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, the President said, “We are at war, and I am responsible for the deployment of thousands of young Americans to battle in a distant land.”

There are numerous other such public statements that explicitly state we are at war. The difference is this: President Obama doesn’t need to beat his chest to prove it, and – unlike the last Administration – we are not at war with a tactic (“terrorism”), we at war with something that is tangible: al Qaeda and its violent extremist allies. And we will prosecute that war as long as the American people are endangered.

Politweets

In general I stay away from Politico as it is the TMZ of political journalism, but it has stayed in my news reader for some reason. And today I learned why. There’s a short little article about the top 10 political tweets of 2009. Here is one from the Iranian Student protests:

It was a nightmare, I can barely breath & my face is burning, Masood got shot in the arm & Shayan’s brother is missing

You should read the article to read the inanities from those across the aisle.

Republicans Get Their Stoopid On

Part One: Many of you probably heard about the attempted terrorist attack on an airplane landing in Detroit, but what you might not have heard about was Republican Congressman Pete Hoekstra’s recent inanity. (h/t Eschaton)

“It’s not surprising,” U.S. Rep. Pete Hoekstra, a Holland Republican, said of the alleged terrorist attempt to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight in Detroit. … “People have got to start connecting the dots here and maybe this is the thing that will connect the dots for the Obama administration,” Hoekstra said.

If Hoekstra could connect the dots using crayons, I’d be very surprised. More on Hoekstra’s “ignorant, politicized conclusions” from Matthew Yglesias.

Part Two: Some of you might remember when I posted this video from the Daily Show about the fake outrage over the White House Christmas tree ornaments. Now mind you this was fake — there was no outrage, it was The Daily Show being The Daily Show. Too bad no one let the Big Government blog know about it when they got in a tizzy. Media Matters writes:

A random White House Christmas tree ornament, of unknown origin, featured a world famous image of Mao as interpreted by Andy Warhol. But because Breitbart and his bloggers are so clueless about pop culture and art (they seem to have no idea what Warhol’s “Mao” is), they wrote up a blog post in which they proudly advertised their ignorance.  Again.

Behold “conservative journalism.”

A few years ago a new saying was born, “Life imitates The Simpsons.” Maybe we should start a new saying, “Teabaggers imitate The Daily Show.”

Bearly Political

Nothing much the Teabaggers say or do these days really surprises me anymore. Their actions and words open up glimpses into their thought processes which is always intriguing albeit a touch scary sometimes. The latest teabagging episode was they got in an uproar over Build-a-Bear’s webisodes about globally warming. The LA Times writes:

Conservative bloggers reposted the videos online and called for a boycott of the toy company, saying Build-a-Bear should not be presenting a political stance to children.

Politics? They’re talking about politics? Politics? Global warming is about science and the argument should just stick to facts. But politics?!

Anybody Not See This Coming?

Via Think Progress:

In an interview with National Review today, DeMint said that the tea parties should no longer be thought of as “separate” from the Republican Party:

“The GOP leadership needs to stand up for mainstream American principles,” says DeMint. The best way to do that, he says, is to “look to the great candidates we can support like Marco Rubio, Pat Toomey, Chuck DeVore, and now Michael Williams. They’re exciting, principled candidates who have all stood up to the Republican party.”

“We need to stop looking at the tea parties as separate from the Republican party,” adds DeMint. “If we do that, we can stand up and create the biggest tent of all.”

It’s so Monty Python – Let’s not argue over who left who. Of course, to the rest of us this “merging” is just a formality.  Tea parties have always been the far right branch of the Republican Party.  But “merging” is probably the wrong word.  The tea partiers are what’s left of the GOP, and we all know you’re either with ’em, or against ’em.  And DeMint is pathetic, practically begging for a date to the prom.

And you gotta love the way poor Charlie Crist is thrown under the wheels of the whacky express.

Republicans Heading To Copenhagen To… I Have No Idea

Has anything like this ever happened before?

House Republicans are preparing for a trip to Copenhagen and looking to derail Democratic efforts to negotiate an international climate agreement.

About a half-dozen Republicans will make the trip to Denmark to oppose plans for cap-and-trade legislation, express their discontent with the scientific community that researches climate change and call for the United Nations to halt any negotiations until the academic scandal known as “Climategate” is resolved.

At least Texas Rep. Joe Barton, the ranking Republican on the House Energy and Commerce Committee, along with Republican Reps. Jim Sensenbrenner of Wisconsin, Darrell Issa of California and Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee are making the trip.

House Republican leaders Tuesday laid out their plans for the U.N. climate conference, which will be to essentially buck all Democratic climate-change platforms.

Republicans plan to highlight the leaked e-mails that allegedly show countervailing research was suppressed to undermine the theory of climate change. And they are arguing that Democratic emissions trading “cap and trade” legislation does not have the widespread support of the American people.

“In the worst recession in 26 years, in the midst of an academic scandal and questionable science revealed in ‘Climategate’ and in the absence of a national consensus about policies that would bear upon the category known as climate change, we gather here to say, Mr. President, don’t make promises in Copenhagen that we cant keep,” said House Republican Conference Chairman Mike Pence of Indiana.

President Barack Obama, Pence added, should refrain from negotiating treaties “in the absence of a national consensus.”

It boggles the mind, and there’s obviously no limits to Republican crazy since the GOP is taking their insanity abroad.  Can you imagine the outcry if Dems pulled a stunt, (yes, stunt) like this on a Republican President?   And… isn’t negotiating treaties part of the President’s job description?

Conservatives: Reclaim Teabagger!

NRO wrote an article that may be unsnarkable. Jay Nordlinger documents the use of the word “teabagger” to describe the rightwing activists.

To “teabag” or not to “teabag”: That is not the most pressing question of these times, but it is a question to consider. Routinely, conservative protesters in the “tea party” movement are called “teabaggers,” and those calling them that do not mean it in a nice way. Many conservatives are mulling what to do about this term: fight it, embrace it, what?

Nordlinger points out, it was conservatives that first coined the term and Democrats and the media snickered and ran with it.

The first big day for this movement was Tax Day, April 15. And organizers had a gimmick. They asked people to send a tea bag to the Oval Office. One of the exhortations was “Tea Bag the Fools in D.C.” A protester was spotted with a sign saying, “Tea Bag the Liberal Dems Before They Tea Bag You.” So, conservatives started it: started with this terminology. But others ran with it and ran with it.

He goes on in great detail to actually explain what the sexual practice is. I guess he doesn’t people to have to guess.

MSNBC had an outright field day. Rachel Maddow and a guest of hers, Ana Marie Cox, made teabag jokes to each other for minutes on end: having great, chortling fun at the conservatives’ expense. And here is the performance of another host, David Shuster:

“For most Americans, Wednesday, April 15, will be Tax Day, but . . . it’s going to be Teabagging Day for the right wing, and they’re going nuts for it. Thousands of them whipped out the festivities early this past weekend, and while the parties are officially toothless, the teabaggers are full-throated about their goals. They want to give President Obama a strong tongue-lashing and lick government spending.”

That still cracks me up. Yes, I have a dirty mind. Hey, I’m not the one who decided to call my friends by a term for a sexual practice.

In any event, it may well be too late to purge “teabagger” from our discourse, certainly from discourse controlled by liberals. But I’m for giving it a try: for running “teabagger” out of town, even at this late date. It is really a lowdown term. “Tea partier” is a neutral term. “Tea-party patriots” is a positive term, used by some of the protesters themselves. “Teabagger” — not so positive, and not so neutral.

Sorry guys, you’re stuck with it. If it makes you feel any better, at least some people get pleasure from the word (and the practice). I’ll make a promise: if a liberal group decides to name itself after a sexual practice you’re free to make fun of us.