Tag: Satire (sorta)
SEN. GARY SIMPSON & SEN. GREG LAVELLE DEMAND STIPENDS FOR WEALTHY
“Today, the Democrats demonstrated where their values lie. They have declared that that they cannot cut taxes for our wealthiest citizens and corporations any lower. The idea that our wealthiest cannot get further tax cuts is mean-spirited and pathetic. The state government spends over $8 billion every year, and very little of that goes directly […]
Actual Corporation Runs for MD Congressional Seat
The corporation is Murry Hill, Inc (with a designated spokeshuman to to speak the acceptance text required by campaign finance law), who have decided that they no longer need lobbyists and campaign contributions to buy democracy — they can just buy it out right now: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHRKkXtxDRA[/youtube]
Eagles Training Camp Signals Beginning of Another Disappointing Football Season
BETHLEHEM, Pa. (AP) – Eagles begin training camp at Lehigh University this week with the same coach and same quarterback who have sucked just enough to seem good enough to not fire for the past..what? eight years…seems like twenty. Update: Jim Johnson, Eagles defensive mastermind, dead.
New Rules — We Need A Real Democratic Party Edition
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrCR8TndvYk[/youtube]
National Lampoon’s Libertarian Vacation
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDv4sYwjO0[/youtube] Let us know if you hear of any who are going this summer.
The Conservative Male Animal Is A Dodo Bird
A book written for men by a man who has no clue about women. h/t Pandagon What ever happened to American manhood? Dear Fellow Conservative: Today’s weak and pusillanimous Nanny State is anything but hospitable to true manhood. And that’s why we need real men more than ever. But our society today offers no clear […]
Quote of the Day
Bill [O’Reilly], I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician? That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan […]
Colbert on Beck
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Guest Post From Senator Tom Carper
Dear Pencil Dick, I see you have your panties in a knot again. I’ll bet you wet your pants when you heard about the golf trip I just took with Mitch McConnell, didn’t you? Guess what, I don’t even play golf. I Just did it to fuck with stupid little worthless pukes like you. Just […]
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