The Terribly Sad Career of John McCain

Filed in National by on October 24, 2008

The skills required to be a good Admiral and a good Wife of Admiral probably don’t overlap much with the skills needed to be a good parent. To be a good Admiral you need to be a non nonsense hard ass. To be a good parent you need to say comforting things like, “That’s okay Johnny. Everyone is afraid of the dark once in a while.”

So John McCain probably started out life behind the eight ball. I’ve know people raised by parents who hold back affection and ration it out like drinking water in a life raft. I know that it can do serious damage to a child.

The damage made John McCain an order follower. He followed orders to go to Annapolis where he sucked at being a mid-shipman and he followed orders to go to flight school where he sucked at flying.

He went to Viet Nam and sucked at not being shot down and once captured he found the one thing he was pretty good at, being a prisoner. Other prisoners don’t give him very high marks but it is safe to say that I could never do what he did in Viet Nam.

Once back home he applied himself to carousing and adultery, no doubt to distract himself from the crappyness of his life up to that point. He fell in with some rich folks with a pretty daughter and got back to following orders. Run for the House. Run for the Senate. Run for President. Run, run, run.

He must have felt about to break out of being the order follower for a few weeks just prior to New Hampshire and the calamity of South Carolina. He must have felt like he could breath for once. I even liked him there for a few weeks – no wonder the press fell in love.

Karl rove put an end to that and it was back to following orders. Shut up. Wait your turn. Don’t pick Lieberman. Pick Palin. Go negative. Go more negative.

It is all terribly sad really.

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  1. Truth Teller says:

    Sumed it up correctly

  2. pandora says:

    Great points, Jason. McCain has been a good little soldier. He’s missed every opportunity to lead. And now *gasp* Palin’s in charge.

    He’s following orders and he looks uncomfortable doing it. Watch the Brian Williams interview with the sound off. McCain’s facial expressions and body language are in direct contradiction with his (and Sarah “motor mouth” Palin’s) words.

  3. Mike Protack says:

    Sen McCain’s career has been a solid record of achievement depsite your partisan words.

    Retired Navy Captain, Silver Star, Purple Heart, Distinguished Flying Cross etc. Commander of an Air Carrier Group to boot. His POW record is sterling, he could have left early and did not.

    Elected to Congress and the US Senate over 26 years.

    I thought after Pres Clinton carousing would be an honorable endeavor. I am sure McCain did his share but at least he did not do it in the Oval Office and I am guessing he smokes cigars not uses them for other activities with women half his age and who are working for him.

    He may or may not win, but his personal story and record of acomplishments dwarfs Sen Obama by a long shot.

  4. Unstable Isotope says:

    Ha ha, Mike P. is dusting off the old Clinton comparisons.

    McCain is no longer honorable, if he ever was. He’s run a very divisive campaign and I can’t wait until he loses. Hopefully that will mean the politics of fear and smear will disappear (hey, I’m an optimist).