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Top Ten GOP “Rebranding the Dems” Suggestions Not Used

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10.  The Democrat Fetus Killing Party 

9.  The Democrat No Birth Certificate Showing Party 

8.  The Demoncrat Party 

7. The Democrat National Socialist Party

6. The Party Like You Just Don’t Care Party

5. The Democrat Midnight Basketball Party 

4. The Democrat Evil Tax Badness Party 

3. The Swine Flu Party 

2. The Gonna Take Yer Guns Party 

1. The Democratic Party

26 Comments

  2. jason330
    May 14, 2009,

    #12 was suggested by Republicans who thought that “Midnight Basketball Party” was too subtle.

  3. cassandra_m
    May 14, 2009,

    11 and 12 sound like parties Michael Steele may end up in so — No.

  6. Rebuild the Delaware GOP
    May 14, 2009,

    The Democrat Party of:

    10% unemployment

    record budget shortfalls

    bankruptcy of Chrysler and GM

    soon to be record tax increases

    soon to be open border immigration policy

    soon to be implosion in Pakistan and Afghanistan

    the list is getting longer and Jimmy Carter is looking better

    Mike Protack

  7. Concerned David
    May 14, 2009,

    Too close to the truth Mike. You wouldn’t want the truth to be posted.

    Though with one exception 2 through 10 weren’t bad- 5 was just silly.

  8. Joanne Christian
    May 14, 2009,

    Enabling Party does it for me.

  10. Joanne Christian
    May 14, 2009,

    It’s just all a part of the community service package–pass it on.

  11. MJ
    May 14, 2009,

    Isn’t it interesting that it’s the Democrats who are cleaning up the mess left behind by 8 years of GOP mismanagement and a misguided war, and Pornstache is blaming the fallout for those GOP policies on the Dems?

    Me thinks he needs a little bit more oxygen in the cockpit when he flies. The lack of it has affected his brain.

  12. RSmitty
    May 14, 2009,

    The Protack-less Party
    (and I hate really, really, really dislike you for that)

  13. cassandra_m
    May 14, 2009,

    Protack and Delusional David have lots of trouble remembering that they were active cheerleaders on every bit of BushCo policy that broke the economy. And now, they prove that repubs can’t be trusted with the big stuff by trying to pass that off as Obama’s fault.

    Protack was predicting that Obama’s popularity rating would be well below 30 or 40% by now, so that should tell you about relying on anything he has to say.

  15. Unstable Isotope
    May 14, 2009,

    The Everyone Else Party

  16. Von Cracker
    May 14, 2009,

    I prefer The Lesser of Two Evils party.

  17. Joanne Christian
    May 14, 2009,

    How about the Failure is an Option Party?

  18. Von Cracker
    May 14, 2009,

    Hey Magnum! If you can’t remember the recent past, how the hell does anyone expect you to predict the future?!?

    …correctly, that is.

  19. Von Cracker
    May 14, 2009,

    Hey. it’s better than the Failure is Certain party, JC!

    😀

  21. Joanne Christian
    May 14, 2009,

    Geez VC– I was with you on the Lesser of Two title!!!

  22. Von Cracker
    May 14, 2009,

    Saw the Phils lose, P… 😥 Wasted an excellent Hamels outing.

    At least the weather held!

  23. Von Cracker
    May 14, 2009,

    Aw, I was just having a laugh JC.

  24. Joanne Christian
    May 14, 2009,

    Yea, yea, yea, all good here….

  26. anonone
    May 15, 2009,

    I’ve always liked the freepers’ “DemocRAT Party.”

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