Top Ten GOP “Rebranding the Dems” Suggestions Not Used

Filed in National by on May 14, 2009

10.  The Democrat Fetus Killing Party 

9.  The Democrat No Birth Certificate Showing Party 

8.  The Demoncrat Party 

7. The Democrat National Socialist Party

6. The Party Like You Just Don’t Care Party

5. The Democrat Midnight Basketball Party 

4. The Democrat Evil Tax Badness Party 

3. The Swine Flu Party 

2. The Gonna Take Yer Guns Party 

1. The Democratic Party

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  1. liberalgeek says:

    I like

    11. The Thug-Hugger Party
    12. The Black Guy Party

  2. jason330 says:

    #12 was suggested by Republicans who thought that “Midnight Basketball Party” was too subtle.

  3. cassandra_m says:

    11 and 12 sound like parties Michael Steele may end up in so — No.

  4. liberalgeek says:

    The Empathy Party?

  5. The Democrat Party of:

    10% unemployment

    record budget shortfalls

    bankruptcy of Chrysler and GM

    soon to be record tax increases

    soon to be open border immigration policy

    soon to be implosion in Pakistan and Afghanistan

    the list is getting longer and Jimmy Carter is looking better

    Mike Protack

  6. Too close to the truth Mike. You wouldn’t want the truth to be posted.

    Though with one exception 2 through 10 weren’t bad- 5 was just silly.

  7. Joanne Christian says:

    Enabling Party does it for me.

  8. I’ll have to use that Joanne. Do I have to quote you?

  9. Joanne Christian says:

    It’s just all a part of the community service package–pass it on.

  10. MJ says:

    Isn’t it interesting that it’s the Democrats who are cleaning up the mess left behind by 8 years of GOP mismanagement and a misguided war, and Pornstache is blaming the fallout for those GOP policies on the Dems?

    Me thinks he needs a little bit more oxygen in the cockpit when he flies. The lack of it has affected his brain.

  11. RSmitty says:

    The Protack-less Party
    (and I hate really, really, really dislike you for that)

  12. cassandra_m says:

    Protack and Delusional David have lots of trouble remembering that they were active cheerleaders on every bit of BushCo policy that broke the economy. And now, they prove that repubs can’t be trusted with the big stuff by trying to pass that off as Obama’s fault.

    Protack was predicting that Obama’s popularity rating would be well below 30 or 40% by now, so that should tell you about relying on anything he has to say.

  13. Unstable Isotope says:

    The Everyone Else Party

  14. Von Cracker says:

    I prefer The Lesser of Two Evils party.

  15. Joanne Christian says:

    How about the Failure is an Option Party?

  16. Von Cracker says:

    Hey Magnum! If you can’t remember the recent past, how the hell does anyone expect you to predict the future?!?

    …correctly, that is.

  17. Von Cracker says:

    Hey. it’s better than the Failure is Certain party, JC!

    😀

  18. pandora says:

    LOL! Missed you today, VC!

  19. Joanne Christian says:

    Geez VC– I was with you on the Lesser of Two title!!!

  20. Von Cracker says:

    Saw the Phils lose, P… 😥 Wasted an excellent Hamels outing.

    At least the weather held!

  21. Von Cracker says:

    Aw, I was just having a laugh JC.

  22. Joanne Christian says:

    Yea, yea, yea, all good here….

  23. GREAT POST Jason, LOL.

  24. anonone says:

    I’ve always liked the freepers’ “DemocRAT Party.”