Now We Know What Caused The Earthquake
Apparently gay marriage is responsible for yesterday’s earthquake along the East Coast. So says Rabbi Yehuda Levin.
Levin, who is involved with NOM (the anti-marriage equality group), claims that the quake, which was centered in Eric Cantor’s House district, was retribution from G-D.
“The Talmud states, ‘You have shaken your male member in a place where it doesn’t belong. I too, will shake the Earth,’” Levin says.
Now, I’ve studied the Talmud and I do not remember anything in it or any of the commentaries that even mention the words “male member” or even shaking it.
As usual, this is just some schmuck who wants to get his 15 minutes of fame. Maybe he was channeling Jerry Falwell. He has about 6 weeks to prepare to repent for his outrageous statements. Yom Kippur is just around the corner.
Tags: Gay Marriage, Radical Right, Religious Fanatics, Religious Nutjobs
I’ve shaken my member on three continents and I’ve never even moved the women. Oh…Past experience does not reflect on future performance!!!
Shouldn’t this clown be hanging with Beck?
Is it just me or is God’s retribution getting pretty lame these days?
If that’s all God’s got, bring it on.
This “Rabbi” was also the one who wrote that homophobic screed that Carl Palodino read last fall during the campaign in NY.
Does the Talmud really say “your male member…” That’s once step away from the Talmud saying “beat your meat…” or “choked the chicken”
Maybe the Talmud was written by Mike Myers in between ‘The Love Guru’ and ‘Austin Powers 4’ ?
Maybe Rabbi Yehuda Levin is just using a crappy NIV version of the Talmud or something.
Levin has a storefront synagogue with about 30 members, all reactionary dolts. Many rabbis in NYC have disavowed his comments.
I shake my male member after every time I urinate.
I STROKE my male member…..well, you all know when.
Thought it was the release of Christine O’Donnells new book that caused the earthquake and hurricane.
Chrissie Pooh’s book is ranked 32,469 on Amazon.com’s best seller list.