Delaware Liberal: Civil War
A reader suggested this to make light of our Primary Wars between Hillary and Bernie partisans on DL. So I threw this together this morning. Take no meaning from the assigning of your names to the various Marvel characters or the Marvel story, because I know none of it and have never seen a Captain America or Ironman movie. I’m a DC Comics Man. LOL.
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I’m giggling my ass off.
LOL. Hello Ironman. My nemesis.
This is hilarious.
I’m good with Black Panther:
“T’Challa is a brilliant tactician, strategist, scientist, tracker and a master of all forms of unarmed combat whose unique hybrid fighting style incorporates acrobatics and aspects of animal mimicry.”
This is wonderful.
Nemski’s even hotter than I remember…
Just need to find someone for Scarlet Witch…
Iron Man seems quite apropos… Some doctored dialogue from The Avengers that would work for Jason:
Capt. America/Steve Rogers/Del. Dem: Big man with a fancy blog… Take that away, what are you?
Iron Man/Tony Stark/Jason330: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Friggin’ Ant Man?
On the upsides, you are the forever-young Paul Rudd
Hey LG, at least you recognize your character! Other than Iron Man and Captain America, I have no idea who any of these miscreants are…….
I had to look it up.
From the Jimmy Kimmel Show: America Civil War
https://youtu.be/q3WU-T8JtR4
Uh, who am I?
I have no idea who my character is either – and the Avengers and Iron Man are my guilty pleasures.
Like I said, I have no idea who the characters are or what their backstory is, other than recognizing Captain America and Iron Man. So do not take any meaning from your character assignment.
Pandora: You are the Winter Soldier, originally known as James “Bucky” Barnes. He and Steve Rogers/Capt. America grew up as BFF’s. The comic book storyline has Bucky becoming the Winter Soldier as the result of decades of experimentation by evil Hydra scientists… It goes on from there…
El Som: Col. James Rhoades, aka War Machine… You are Tony Stark/Iron Man’s right-hand man… The always magnificent Don Cheadle plays War Machine in the films (first shows up in Iron Man 2, I think).
Marvel is really scraping the barrel with nee characters for these movies.
Fun Note … I had to look up Baron Zemo…. Totally a Nazi (in his original Lee/Kirby inception). I know there was no Why as to who got what, but I find that particularly ironic and hilarious.
Scraping the barrel? No way… Every one of those characters hasa considerable history within the Marvel canon and, at least in this geek’s opinion, make for compelling storylines.
Pandora, I think yours is Kylo Ren. But I could be wrong… 🙂
Poor Prop Joe reallygot the shaft.
At first I thought so to… But Hawkeye is really the only reasonably well-adjusted one of the entire bunch. Has a house, a family, a couple of kids… Saves the world by day and then goes home to watch some Modern Family with his brood and eat a nice roast chicken for dinner.
The rest of that bunch, with the exceptions of El Som (War Machine) and Cass (Falcon), have some serious issues!
At least that’s the lie I’m telling myself!
Just need to find someone for Scarlet Witch…
The Scarlet Witch is a Republican and can’t vote in the Hill/Bern primary.
I call bullshit on Scarlet Witch being a Republican… She’s a mutant (Magneto’s daughter) and we’ve all seen how Republican’s view/treat people who do not look and behave exactly as they want/expect them to (“In my mind, I’m going to Carolina…”)
LOL, Prop Joe! You’re really enjoying this thread!
Follow the link, Francis.
According to that link, the Scarlett Witch is apparently a pretty inactive Republican. How can you be a superhero if you can’t get off of the couch?
I’ve been hanging out on Counter-Earth, cut me some slack.
I guess the GOP gets to be the Suicide Squad.