April 28, 2020 – Delaware Liberal

BREAKING: Trump Channels His ‘Inner Sam Wilson’

By El Somnambulo April 28, 20202 Comments

He reportedly will sign an Executive Order requiring meatpacking plants to remain open, and providing, wait for it, protection to the plants from liability. He will not, of course, be…

Sussex County Councilman Says It Out Loud: Processing Chickens Is More Important Than Workers’ Lives

By El Somnambulo April 28, 20203 Comments

Western Sussex County troglodyte Sam Wilson: “Where did the governor get the bright idea to ... test the poultry workers?” Wilson asked during council’s teleconference meeting on Tuesday. “They’re losing…

Song of the Day 4/28: Trey Anastasio, “Lonely Trip”

By Alby April 28, 2020

Trey Anastasio of Phish is keeping busy during quarantine by writing new songs and releasing them on his Instagram account. They don't all sound like Phish's jam-band excursions or their…

DL Open Thread: Tues., April 28, 2020

By El Somnambulo April 28, 202023 Comments

'We Promised You Tests, Not The Ability To Test'. The VP says it was all a misunderstanding. It was actually a deliberate attempt to deceive. Lives lost in the fog…