WHITE HOUSE STAFF MEMO REGARDING THE TRANSITION ON JANUARY 20
To: allstaff@whitehouse.gov
Re: transitionAll,
As you know, the date when we must be out of our offices is fast approaching. Here are a few helpful reminders in preparation for the changeover:
1. As of this morning, the red phone is again routed to the Kremlin, not Domino’s. Please use a regular phone to place your lunch order.
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Tags: Satire
The forgot “be sure to turn off the lights” because this party is OVER!