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Dear WMMR and WYSP…
You suck. I’m not sure you know that though. Did you know that Guns N Roses broke up like 20 years ago. Were you aware they stood up like 24000 Philly fans and haven’t been back since? Are you aware that there is more music out there than Led Zeppelin, ACDC, GnR, Metallica, U2 and […]
A Donviti dilemma
I must admit I’m very confused on this one. The Mrs. Hotviti and I through the miracle of a turkey baster concieved a cyborg. Amazing, I know. But here is the issue. I’m not sure what religion to get the little bastard baptized with. Soooooo, I was thinking I just take the thing around to […]
Please all, join me this Sunday in my new church called
Christian when Convenient. I plan on putting a man hanging from a waterboard above my alter. My alter will be made of money of course. I will drink the blood of the innocent dead children of war at about 1/2 way through the ceremony. Also I plan on reading the gospel of George backwards so as not […]
Discussion with a staunch Republican
This commentary is from someone that goes to Catholic Mass every Sunday.
This is our America today….which Castle Supports
Detainee began to cry. Visibly shaken. Very emotional. Detainee cried. Disturbed. Detainee began to cry. Detainee bit the IV tube completely in two. Started moaning. Uncomfortable. Moaning. Began crying hard spontaneously. Crying and praying. Very agitated. Yelled. Agitated and violent. Detainee spat. Detainee proclaimed his innocence. Whining. Dizzy. Forgetting things. Angry. Upset. Yelled for Jesus […]
Open Government, letter to the editor, WNJ
Have I told you how freaking horrible the new Delaware Online is? It is freaking ridiculous. Good luck trying to navigate around the stupid thing. I literally stumbled on this trying to figure out how to try and navigate the local news.
Question of the day
If someone in the public sphere, be it a journalist, talking head, politician or someone that is able to influence public opinion espouces an opinion that is patently wrong, should they not be allowed to be told that their opinion is wrong? and If I have an opinion that is wrong should I be allowed […]
Dude…Good Commercials, but your beer still Sucks
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Is Obama a 20footer?
My brother has an old school hot rod. He calls it a 20 footer. Apparently it means that if you get closer than 20 feet you start to see the problems with the paint job and some dents you didn’t notice before. Well, again I think we need another reminder courtesy of Suburban Guerrilla (who […]
What I’m Reading…aka look at me I’m smart segment
Update: Austin Dacey will apparently be visitin UD on April 15th. Thanks Cassandra… It is one hell of a read thus far. In a nutshell, Religion has gone underground and popped up through government and other arenas because Liberals forced it out of the the public dialogue. Had we not tried to make certain things […]
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