haha funny
CEO - chief embezzlement officer. CFO - corporate fraud officer. BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -…
“I crashed a plane in Corpus Christi Bay one Saturday morning. The engine quit while I was practicing landings…I took a few painkillers and hit the sack to rest my aching back for a few hours….I was out carousing, injured back and all, later that evening.
–John McCain, “Faith of My Fathers.”