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Read All About It In the Sunday Papers-BILL ‘This Is A Stupid Country’ MAHER Edition

By El Somnambulo August 9, 2009

The Beast Who Despairs of His Country's Future is inspired this week by a classic rant from Bill Maher in the Huffington Post. Based on the mouthbreathers who have migrated here…

‘Bulo’s Music for the Masses-Healthcare Reform Edition

By El Somnambulo August 8, 2009

'Bulo must genuflect at the feet of JMY. Brilliant choices, completely on topic, exactly what you'd expect from someone who always colors within the lines. The Beast Who Slumbers has…

JMY’s Music for the Masses-Healthcare Reform Edition

By El Somnambulo August 8, 2009

A medley dedicated to the dream of universal healthcare for all: Jill Sobule covers the master: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1SvHwzl3x4[/youtube] Anyone need a Doctor? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnymKLIopw0[/youtube] Definitely NSFW but a classic treatise on aging…

Dem Senator Unlikely to Face Primary

By El Somnambulo August 7, 2009

The New York Times reports that U. S. Representative Carolyn Maloney has decided not to primary U.S. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY). Gillibrand was appointed to serve out the term of…

Mark Sanford Victim of Friday News ‘Dump’

By El Somnambulo August 7, 2009

In this case, his wife has done the dumping. She and the kids are vacating the Governor's Mansion. Fortunately, she will not have to take a vow of poverty: But…

Coming Saturday: Musical Battle for the Ages

By El Somnambulo August 7, 2009

Tomorrow, El Somnambulo takes on his musical arch-nemesis JMY as they give dueling musical takes on health care reform with two separate Music for the Masses. Yes, JMY is a…

Bush: ‘Gog and Magog Made Me Do It’

By El Somnambulo August 6, 2009

Invade Iraq, that is. And just one more story the MSM didn't cover: A raging born-again religious fanatic lunatic was President. El Somnambulo cannot make this stuff up. But here's…

News-Journal: Court Clears Way for Sports Betting

By El Somnambulo August 5, 2009

Looks like it's gonna happen in September. And, as coincidence would have it, Teh Awesome came up with a brilliant idea. Is the Dead Pool considered a sports betting proposition?…

It’s Official: Sestak Announces Against Specter

By El Somnambulo August 4, 2009

No more Scottish Law. No more Single Bullet Theory. No more coronations by political kingpins. Here's Sestak on the race. The Beast Who Slumbers reiterates his prediction. If it goes…

Polly Adams/Herman Holloway, Jr.: Separated At Birth?

By El Somnambulo August 4, 2009

In late spring of 1994, Herman Holloway, Sr., the avuncular dean of the Delaware State Senate, passed away. The Democrats, not exactly staring at an A-list of potential candidates, chose…

Read All About It In the Sunday Papers-Aug. 2 Edition

By El Somnambulo August 2, 2009

LEAD STORY-The (UK) Independent: Secret Life of Sperm--Do Eggs Have a Built-In 'Loser' Code? While definitive ejaculations on this story might be premature (and might cause the ink to run),…

‘Bulo’s Desperate Offer to Copeland: Will Unmask for Transparency

By El Somnambulo July 31, 2009

Image courtesy of www.sonambulo.com (Various & Sundry Disclaimers: This likeness may or may not resemble that of El Somnambulo. Rafael Navarro and El Somnambulo may or may not be…

Kay Bailey Hutchison: Rick Perry Gay?

By El Somnambulo July 30, 2009

Oh those wacky Rethugs. Talking Points Memo, by way of the Austin American-Statesman (if Texas secedes, can we please keep Austin?), reports that the campaign of Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison,…