The Conservative Male Animal Is A Dodo Bird
A book written for men by a man who has no clue about women.
h/t Pandagon
Dear Fellow Conservative:
Today’s weak and pusillanimous Nanny State is anything but hospitable to true manhood.
And that’s why we need real men more than ever.
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Sincerely,
Thomas S. Winter
Editor in Chief, HUMAN EVENTS
Fight off bears and alligators? Is this what’s left of the Conservative male? Honestly, this is one of the saddest things I’ve ever read. Geez, it’s like one of those cheesy ads for male cologne – Release your inner James Bond.
Roll cameras…

