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The marching orders have been officially handed down. Today, my dear Republican idiots and assholes, you are supposed to pretend that Joe Biden called all police and all active duty and retired members of the armed forces demented white supremacists. Pretend hard, my dunce hat wearing cherubs.  Pretend your fat white asses off and get angry as possible.  When you think you are angry enough...DOUBLE IT!     The Last Guy is depending on you.

This Cancun thing is sticking to Ted Cruz because everyone knows he is a huge asshole.   

Resign Ted!

The Houston Chronicle, one of the largest papers in the state, called for Cruz to resign over the fiasco. “Take our advice, senator, and resign,” the editorial board wrote. “Seems like you could use a break and we could, too, from an ineffective politician who, even in crisis, puts his personal itinerary before the needs of Texans.”

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What are Republicans pretending to be mad about today? Biden has been President for four weeks and already 1/2 a million people have died of Covid.  He is the worst Hitler since Hitler! 

U.S. Nears ‘Stunning’ Toll of 500,000 Coronavirus Deaths

The top U.S. infectious diseases specialist says the U.S. isn’t out of the “stunning” coronavirus pandemic, even as cases fall sharply and vaccinations expand, although “normality” may be at hand by year-end.

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Erik Prince, the mercenary billionaire who's high on the list of Republicans who should swing from the gallows, has violated the UN's arms embargo on Libya by procuring $80 million…

1) I worked my way through college. 2) You'll help people who are _______ (too lazy/too rich/too brown skinned/etc). Democrats have Republicans wrong-footed on this and so many issues. It is sickening to know that they will not press their advantage.

What does it mean to be a conservative? Does it mean putting a premium on small government & personal responsibility as a few DC-based op-ed writers tend to understand it? Or does it mean what 99% of conservatives think it means - being a hate-filled racist who only wants to fuck shit up?

As a proponent of conservatism in America, Limbaugh was a failure who in his later years abandoned the project of advancing a positive agenda, culminating in his alignment with the vulgar style and populist anti-leftism of Donald Trump. Character no longer mattered. Budget deficits no longer mattered. Free trade no longer mattered. Nepotism no longer mattered. Lavishing praise on foreign dictators no longer mattered. All that mattered was owning the libs in the culture war, in part to avenge a deeply felt sense of aggrievement. Limbaugh and Trump were alike in attaining great wealth and political influence while still talking and seeming to feel as though society was stacked against guys like them.

My life has been objectively better since last guy stopped dominating the headlines. I'm enjoying taking part in the new national pastime - ignoring that loser. And yet part of me is thrilled to see that the GOP is still committed to this DEEPLY unpopular candidate.

Charlie Carretti, a retiree in Honesdale who used to work in publishing, said, "The guy did a great job as president, and Democrats just don't want to give that to him." He called the impeachment case "a joke, a charade and a waste of time" that was designed by Democrats "only to hurt the guy." Carretti, 70, said that he hopes (redacted) runs again in 2024 and that (redacted), as his impeachment defense lawyers argued, was devoid of responsibility for the violent Capitol mob.

I haven't been following this Cuomo thing. A mean, bad guy, corrupt? I guess we'll find out. But whatever happens, getting rid of corrupt politicians whether they are D's or R's is what is supposed to happen. Republicans seem to think that getting rid of corrupt D's is somehow owning libs.