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Song of the Day 10/4: Warren Zevon, “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”

Filed in Arts and Entertainment, National by on October 4, 2020 0 Comments

Odds are that Trump will recover from his bought of COVID, simply because most people who catch it, even those in high-risk categories, survive. But he is both old and obese, and reportedly got really scared when his temperature spiked (no surprise; high fever can cause delirium, so who knows what happens to someone who’s […]

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Ghoul Pool

Filed in National by on October 4, 2020 11 Comments

It’s time to start a Ghoul Pool for the GOP ‘Ronapalooza. Who will be the first of the infected to die? Make your choice in the poll at the right, leave your comment below, and pop some popcorn for the COVID 500!

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Joe Biden – The Boxer

Filed in National by on October 3, 2020 0 Comments

The Delaware Call has a surprising take on Joe Biden: “How about Joe?” a colleague said to me shortly after the Super Tuesday primaries, and I scoffed. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” I replied. “The most diverse pool of presidential candidates in history, and we get another old White guy.” It was only later, […]

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Funny jokes about face masks while people die

Filed in National by on October 3, 2020 0 Comments

Remember when Republican Matt Gaetz wore a full gas mask the floor of the house to mock people wearing masks? Hilarious.

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Song of the Day 10/2: Tom Lehrer, “I Got It From Agnes”

Filed in Arts and Entertainment, National by on October 2, 2020 1 Comment

For a hoax, this coronavirus sure gets around. This is how. Satirist Tom Lehrer, a child prodigy who graduated from Harvard at age 18, tickled the intellectual crowd with his ditties throughout the 1950s and early ’60s before retiring from public performances so he could concentrate on his academic career; he taught both mathematics and […]

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A Message From the Future – A Green New Deal Explainer

Filed in National by on October 2, 2020 1 Comment

YouTube is beset by trolls and idiots. If you search for “Green New Deal” the first 30 results are climate change denier videos. But is you scroll down, you find this gem. 

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DL Biden-Trump Debate Open Thread: Tuesday, September 29

Filed in Featured, National by on September 29, 2020 16 Comments

Here we go…just hope the caffeinated Joe shows up.

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Kenny Family Moves to Purchase the DEGOP Outright

Filed in National by on September 29, 2020 9 Comments
Kenny Family Moves to Purchase the DEGOP Outright

A few of things: 1) Great in depth reporting by DelawareCall 2) Buy low, sell high, right? I guess the DEGOP is the very picture of a fully depreciated asset right now. 3) Smart move by Chris Kenny to wait out this cycle in which all Republicans outside of East Bumfuck are going to lose. […]

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Coons not debating Witzke

Filed in National by on September 29, 2020 5 Comments
Coons not debating Witzke

I don’t blame him. Witzke isn’t a serious candidate.

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MAGA Logic

Filed in National by on September 28, 2020 24 Comments
MAGA Logic

“All my businesses lose money and I’m $400 million in debt because I’m a great business man. The greatest.” Trump ran for President to rehabilitate his failing entertainment brand. He is the classic dog that caught the car. The Rude Pundit: @rudepundit Essentially, Trump is a gambling addict. He made a ton of money and […]

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BREAKING: NYTimes Releases Trump’s Tax Returns…

Filed in Featured, National by on September 27, 2020 9 Comments

…and they’re not pretty. Deeply in debt with payments coming due.  Paid no taxes in 10 of the past 15 years.  To put it mildly, he’s neither a billionaire nor a brilliant businessman. 

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OMFG – George Stephanopoulos

Filed in National by on September 27, 2020 5 Comments
OMFG – George Stephanopoulos

I have been abiding by news black out pledge, but just heard George Stephanopoulos say that in the upcoming debate Biden must “appeal to a thin sliver of voters who are still undecided.” If this is the prevailing media punditry, we are fucking doomed. DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMED!

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Wake Up, Worriers, You’re Being Played by Trump and the Media

Filed in National by on September 24, 2020 5 Comments

The media bombardment is neverending. Trump is going to steal the election. Be afraid, be very afraid! Rachel Maddow intoned last night, “What will you do for your country when it needs you?” It’s time to defend American democracy, she said. She offered exactly zero ideas for what actual people should actually do. A headline […]

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