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You give oil a bad name! brrrrrraaaaaawwwwwwooooooowwwwwwwwereeewwerenowwww ohwahuwuhwahuh, ohwahuwuhwahuh, ohwahuwuhwahuh, Insert crying to that music:  waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaawaaaawawawaaaaah ExxonMobil CEO and chairman Rex Tillerson defended his company's staggering $11.7 billion in profits…

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Michael Phelps just solved the world hunger problem, while at the same time discovered the cure for cancer and then after he took his morning dump, it appernetly was taken…

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New Wonder Drug Enables Users To Get Higher Than Hell WILMINGTON, DE–On Monday, Sloan Laboratories, a subsidiary of the Wilmington-based Merton Pharmaceuticals, unveiled Dexiflux-V, a new miracle drug its creators…