Grassley Makes Carper Look Spry

Delaware's Tom Carper isn't the only doddering old geezer blocking up the halls of the Senate. Iowa Republican Chuck Grassley showed what happens when an aged, out-of-touch political lifer holds…

Trump Dumps on Some Old-timey Bullshit

Washington (CNN)- President Donald Trump took a literal shit on the Constitution Thursday evening at the National Archives. Preservationist working to restore the document called the President's excrement as "terrible as you might expect." According to his spokesperson, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the President was motivated by a strong desire to "own Libs" which is getting more difficult by the day in the third year of his term. "It was easy to own libs two years ago," said Sanders "Now people barely remember the old norms of behavior, and you have all these Democrats in congress who it is impossible to get a rise out of, so you have get pretty extreme to own libs." When asked if "owning libs" was a valuable policy pursuit for the country Sanders simply gave her "What the fuck do you think" look.

I love Joe Biden

Joe is in. I have a feeling that there are DL'ers who would prefer a different candidate, but everyone agrees that he would be better than Donald Trump. His announcement video (below the fold) is guileless and direct in its approach to what he thinks the country needs right now. I'd gladly support him if he wins the nomination. I also love and will gladly support whoever the Democrats nominate provided that contest is fair and transparent.

Can You Feel the Joementum?

The Democratic frontrunner for the 2020 presidential nomination reportedly will make his candidacy official tomorrow, either on video or in person, either someplace or in cyberspace. His heart is really…

Take the Biden Challenge

It's simple: Name something Joe Biden has been involved with that he didn't fuck up. The Anita Hill hearings, the "new Jim Crow" crime bill, his first two presidential runs,…

A rare Democratic win/win situation: Mayor Pete vs Bernie

Today's headlines point to the fact that the race for the Democratic nomination is rapidly turning into a two person race. Mark the time: I'm calling it - Bernie v Mayor Pete. The good news is that both potential nominees are great. With Trump's numbers slumping, the only things that can trip Democrats up this year are zealots who cannot brook their candidate coming in second. In related news, Buttigieg expanded on his remarks yesterday. I don't think any honest Bernie supporter can take offense to this simple statement of fact below.