Tag: Satire
WHITE HOUSE STAFF MEMO REGARDING THE TRANSITION ON JANUARY 20
To: allstaff@whitehouse.gov Re: transition All, As you know, the date when we must be out of our offices is fast approaching. Here are a few helpful reminders in preparation for the changeover: 1. As of this morning, the red phone is again routed to the Kremlin, not Domino’s. Please use a regular phone to place […]
The Trouble With Bushie
This is a bit geeky, but today is the anniversary of the first ariring of The Trouble with Tribbles, one of the most famous episodes of the original Star Trek. If having being inundated by tribbles was the biggest problem Bush left us with, I’d be a much happier man.
Inauguration Day Can Not Come Soon Enough
The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c Clusterf#@k to the Poor House – President Goofus and President Gallant Barack Obama InterviewJohn McCain Interview Sarah Palin VideoFunny Election Video
When Your World Turns Upsidedown
Over at Own the Sidewalk, Maia is very concerned that her dog, the dog of a passionate liberal blogger, may . . . . gasp . . . . be Republican! I have long harbored the suspicion that my dog may be a Republican. Consider the evidence: She is unfailingly loyal, even when I fail […]
(Not So) Deep Thought of the Day with A Side of Question
With President Bush setting the bar so low, if the Obama Administration only accomplishes two goals — instituting a Division I College Football Playoff and moving the US to Daylight Savings Time permanently— would not Obama’s first four years be considered a unparalleled success?
Michael Castle Apologizes To Chrysler Workers
I never saw this coming. Wilmington – In a tersely worded statement, Congressman Michael Castle candidly apologized to Delaware’s auto workers for his “failure to act to protect Delaware workers from the clear incompetence and maliciousness of the Bush administration.” Congressman Castle is regarded as a moderate whose position on banking and financial services comttees […]
Some Republican Facts
Not all Republicans are closeted gay hypocrites, but all closeted gay hyprocrites are Republicans. Not all Republcans are intolerant racists, but all intolerant racists are Republicans. Not all Republicans hate American workers, but all who hate American workers are Republicans.
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