Archive for December, 2008
Facebook Humor
I hope those chicks didn’t take that virginity pledge thingy…wait, like that even matters.
Bringing New Meaning to the Word “Silencer”
In the world of responsible gun ownership comes this news: A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button took care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said. … [T]he gunshot victim, a […]
Another Breath, Another Lie
It’s the liberal blogger’s equivalent of shooting moose from an airplane. The Mudflats is all over Palin like a Republican politician on male prostitute. Today’s edition harkens back to Gov. Palin’s interview with the conservate blog Human Events. And this is a story that RSmitty will enjoy — it’s all about the weather. Veteran Republican political […]
Not News: Connolly Resigns
U.S. Attorney Colm Connolly resigns. Connolly is best known for being one of the lawyers that prosecuted Tom Capano. His resignation was expected.
2008 Idiotic Commenters Review
This is the first installment of my 2008 Idiotic Commenters Year in Review. I have a few people I will be shining light on, but I want to start off with a person I consider a class A idiot. The fact that this person ran for Governor of De 2 times as a Republican literally […]
A Loaded Rule Change
One of President Bush’s parting shots was an executive order a Department of Interior rule change to allow people to carry concealed loaded weapons into our National Parks, thus revoking a previous executive order ruling from . . . wait for it . . . President Reagan. Boom goes the dynamite. Before I address this […]
Knock Me Over With A Feather
Virginity pledges don’t work. Not only do these pledgers break their vow of celibacy at the same rate of non-oath takers, they’re dumber – since the only thing they seem to be abstaining from is birth control. I am so sick of stupidity masquerading as morality.
End of the Year Polling
Here it is, the Mother of all Polls. Cast your vote for each of the categories. Polling closes at noon on the 31st. Polling is closed. Thanks for participating.
Outsourcing Santa
China built the world’s largest ice Santa. Why does China love Santa? Because all the plastic toys purchased for Christmas are made in China. If you want to inject a little realism into your children’s life, tell them Santa’s elves are Chinese and live in Guangzhou (AKA Canton). Fun facts – Guangzhou is larger (population-wise) than […]
The Trouble With Bushie
This is a bit geeky, but today is the anniversary of the first ariring of The Trouble with Tribbles, one of the most famous episodes of the original Star Trek. If having being inundated by tribbles was the biggest problem Bush left us with, I’d be a much happier man.
Caught in the middle
Suddenly he felt like he was awake. His eyes were not open. They would not open. He could not see the room. But he knew he was there. It felt as though he was awake. He lay their motionless. In a state of sleep where his brain was awakening faster than the rest of his […]
Regular Season Synopsis
Tony Romo Sucks worse than I even thought possible We are stuck with Andy Ried for 3 more seasons at least The Jets deserved Brett Favre The Miami Dolphins served justiced yesterday and it was poetic Bill Belichick is an awesome coach Big Ben is a class A pansy Feel free to add more if […]
The Road to the White House
In case you missed this last night while watching the glorious Philadelphia Eagles destroy and dismember the Dallas Cowgirls. Watch CBS Videos Online
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