PSA To our Delaware Gop’ers this Holiday Season

From me Donviti to you GOP’ers. We here at Del lib know that you all like love to drink during the holiday seasons so we are emploring you take a cab this time around, heck hire a limo. Please, PLEASE, Work with your fellow colleagues and get a drunk bus that takes you into philly, stops at “Show and Tell” to see the 1am all “entries” show, but please, please don’t get behind the wheel yourself and do something stupid…

Pathetic Laurel’s and Hardly’s

Awww, isn't that sweet?  The Christian suck up artist and the fake Christian Suck up artist are wearing matching sweaters.  How much more sick can you get then these two…

Tony Romo Still Sucks!

I didn't quite here what Troy Aikman quoted widdle Tony Romo saying about the Eagles defense being easily readable and not confusing at all.... Anyone else see a scared JV…

All the worlds a stage, and the stage is full of fools

My guess is that there are some people out there that are anxiously waiting to read what I have to write this morning. I don’t blame you. If I were you, I would be wondering what someone like me, that apparently has not a freaking clue as to the power of his pen or in this case type pad could be thinking let alone getting ready to post on the internets.

I think that is what I am going to write about today. In my own retarded abstractness that is my own style. Donviti style we shall call it. In typical fashion I tried my best to not arrive right on time, but yet still did. However, Geek showed up before me and had the pledge pin to prove it.

Holy Joe, acting like he’s working

- Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden plans to air television ads in Iowa on Wednesday, touting his plan to end the Iraq war and his history of overcoming personal tragedy.…

I want to be this rich!

I want to be I pray to the almighty whitey, Jesus Christ, my lord and savior, write to Santa with my mont blanc diamond encrusted pen, play pin the tail on…

My kind of apology

I'm sorry you were offended that I called you an asshole.  I still think you are an asshole.  I'm just sorry you were offended. "After the debate today, I went…

The problem with vaccines

Merck recalls childhood vaccine to prevent meningitis I have a problem with vaccines. I don't know how safe they are anymore. Do you? We all know how greedy these companies…

Eerily similar words?

I will be the first to tell you I'm not smart, but when Bush used this quote today. It stuck in me because I have heard something very, very similar…