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Beaten Down By The Man

Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and John Boehner are sad. They are sad because of the terrible prejudice they’re facing – a tax on tanning beds. See if you can follow this logic:

Mention the new “tan tax” in a major news outlet and cries of discrimination and reverse racism often follow.

The complaint surfaced on reader comment boards to blogs and news Web sites back in December, when it became clear that the levy — a 10 percent surcharge on the use of ultraviolet tanning beds — was likely to be included in the new health-care overhaul bill. Since then, it’s been repeated by conservative commentators such as Rush Limbaugh and Doc Thompson, a fill-in host for Glenn Beck who intoned in March, “I now know the pain of racism.”

The case can seem deceptively simple: Since patrons of tanning salons are almost exclusively white, the tax will be almost entirely paid by white people and, therefore, violates their constitutional right to equal protection under the law.

Doc Thompson, I’m sure MLK would be marching over this. 🙄 Using this logic I guess cigarette taxes discriminate against smokers, alcohol taxes discriminate against drinkers and payroll taxes discriminate against workers. In other words, join the club. Also it’s unfair to say it discriminates against white people – I’m white and I would not go near a tanning bed.

Delaware has already passed laws restricting tanning beds. Senator Bethany Hall-Long sponsored the “Michelle Rigney Act” which restricted tanning bed use by minors. (I guess Senator Hall-Long discriminates against white people and minors.) The law was named after Michelle Rigney, a 22-year-old who died from melanoma.

Some people say that a tax on tanning beds is for health purposes, hoping to limit the behavior while raising revenue to cover the costs of illness related to them. Others might say the tanning tax is there because President Obama is prejudiced against white people. I report, you decide.

BTW, as far as I know the Sun is still free.

From The Department Of You Can’t Make This Up

Chicago Sun-Times columnist Terry Savage is really proud to be an douchebag. Read this charming story of encountering girls with a lemonade stand who weren’t actually selling lemonade but instead giving it away.

His fiancee smiled and commented, “Isn’t that cute. They have the spirit of giving.”

That really set me off, as my regular readers can imagine.

“No!” I exclaimed from the back seat. “That’s not the spirit of giving. You can only really give when you give something you own. They’re giving away their parents’ things — the lemonade, cups, candy. It’s not theirs to give.”

I pushed the button to roll down the window and stuck my head out to set them straight.

“You must charge something for the lemonade,” I explained. “That’s the whole point of a lemonade stand. You figure out your costs — how much the lemonade costs, and the cups — and then you charge a little more than what it costs you, so you can make money. Then you can buy more stuff, and make more lemonade, and sell it and make more money.”

I was confident I had explained it clearly. Until my brother, breaking the tension, ordered a raspberry lemonade. As they handed it to him, he again asked: “So how much is it?”

And the girls once again replied: “It’s free!” And the nanny looked on contentedly.

This is important to Mr. Savage because it has a very important lesson.

No wonder America is getting it all wrong when it comes to government, and taxes, and policy. We all act as if the “lemonade” or benefits we’re “giving away” is free.

Apparently the girls are actually members of Congress. Who knew? Has Mr. Savage never heard of charity?

BTW, I call shenanigans on this story. Surely this guy isn’t this much of a douchebag.

Definition Of A Crisis

Not a crisis:

Senate rejects unemployment insurance and Medicaid extension.

Screw you unemployed people! With unemployment (U3) at 9.7% jobs just grow on trees!

Crisis:

The Social Security trust fund will run out of assets in 2037, and will only be able to pay 75% of its benefit obligations until 2083.

The obvious solution to this dilemma is to invade Iran or some other country that is looking at us funny.

Texas GOP: Keep the Supreme Court away from the Bill of Rights!

The Republican Party is crazy. But no one, and I mean no one, out-crazies Texas. The new platform of the Texas Republican Party is so full of crazy it should have its own entry in the DSM, but this part takes the cake for me:

Further, we urge Congress to withhold Supreme Court jurisdiction in cases involving abortion, religious freedom, and the Bill of Rights.

They want. Congress. To withhold. The Supereme Court’s. Jurisdiction. In cases involving. The Bill. Of Rights.

It takes a special kind of derangement to defend that idea. Without the Supreme Court, Free Speech means whatever congress and the president want it to mean. And it’s clear from the rest of their platform that they have very specific ideas about what Republicans want it to mean.

We call upon the Federal Communications Commission to revoke broadcast licenses of stations that air programs and advertisements in violation of existing laws and FCC guidelines.

OK, so if radio stations broadcast hate speech, which is illegal, they should have their license revoked?

We urge immediate repeal of the Hate Crimes Law

Oh, I get it, it all has to go in a certain order.

  1. Allow corporations to pour billions of dollars into political ads and influence
  2. Win back the presidency and the congress
  3. Remove the Supreme Court’s juridiction
  4. Repeal any restrictions on hate speech
  5. Outlaw “indecency”
  6. Deny unions, environmental groups, and civil rights organizations the ability to buy the same political ads and organizing that corporations do.
  7. Get rich from corporations
  8. Tell everyone else to wait for imminent Rapture

Remember, a vote for Mike Castle is a vote for Senator Jeff Sessions (of Alabama) running the Senate Judiciary Committee and Senator Tom “Dr. No” Coburn running the subcommittee on the Constitution.

President Obama Doesn’t Care About White People

Iowa Rep. Steve King, America’s craziest Congressman, feels put down by the man.

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) leveled a somewhat startling charge against President Barack Obama on Monday, saying the president instinctively “favors the black person.”

King made the comments during an appearance on the G. Gordon Liddy radio show.

“When you look at this administration, I’m offended by Eric Holder and the president, also, their posture,” King said, as captured by Media Matters.

“It looks like Eric Holder said that white people in America are cowards when it comes to race. And I don’t know what the basis of that is, but I’m not a coward when it comes to that, and I’m happy to talk about these things and I think we should. But the president has demonstrated that he has a default mechanism in him that breaks down the side of race — on the side that favors the black person.”

Well, you do have to hand it to Rep. King, he isn’t a coward. He’s unafraid to say whatever crazy thing that comes into his mind, even if it makes him look like an idiot.

P.S. It’s probably not a good idea to read the comments on the linked post.

Republicans Might Get Taitzed

Ouch!  Orly Taitz could actually win, and… Republican heads are exploding.

“It’d be a disaster for the Republican party,” says James Lacy, a conservative GOP operative in the state. “Can you imagine if [gubernatorial candidate] Meg Whitman and [candidate for Lt. Gov.] Abel Maldonado — both of whom might have a chance to win in November — had to run with Orly Taitz as secretary of state, who would make her cockamamie issues about Obama’s birth certificate problems at the forefront of her activities?”

“There is no Republican candidate for statewide office that would be willing to have her campaign with them,” says Adam Probolsky, a spokesman for the Orange County Republican Party.

But longtime California GOP strategist Allan Hoffenblum, who publishes the California Target Book, says a Taitz victory is entirely possible. “It will be a complete embarrassment if she wins, but these things can happen,” he said.

UI commented on this earlier, but I thought this deserved its own post.  It’s simply too delicious.

John Cole says it all:

The Republicans have spent the last couple of years doing everything they could to feed this kind of nutbaggery in the shadows while “respectable Conservatives” pretended to not know anything about it. The very first thing the Republicans did when Obama won the nomination was to court frothers and birthers in the PUMA movement and court the lunatic fringe with attempts to “otherize” Obama. Whisper campaigns about him not saying the Pledge or refusing to swear on a bible or not wearing enough USA #1 bling on his suit led to “underground” email campaigns that led to the continued existence of birthers and other nutjobs who insist Obama is a socialist Muslim Kenyan. You thought that rhetoric from Sarah Palin was a mistake when she said “He doesn’t look at America the way we do” and he “pals around with terrorists?” They knew what they were and are doing. They teases and teased, introducing citizenship bills and hinting he might not be American, and now Orly is one of them

But somehow or another, they lost control of the freak show and the teabaggers and the frothers are now running things, and now this is going to come back and bite them on the ass.

He’s 100% correct.  It would be like Christine O’Donnell or Glen Urquhart actually having a shot at winning.  Ha!  I just cracked myself up.

Misery Business

Damn, haters all around. Obama supporters always knew things would be bad with all of the right-wings’ hate and anger, but this past Memorial Day is just an argument to far. (BTW, Teabaggers, way to politicize such a sacrosanct day of remembrance.) It was nice to see The New York Times tie the criticism of Obama and Arlington to the crazy:

Michael Zarembski, a combat veteran of Vietnam, complained that security fences prevented him from making his annual pilgrimage to the grave sites of several veterans he knew. “It’s a shame,” he said.

Mr. Zarembski, who said he believes Mr. Obama cannot produce a birth certificate to prove he is an American citizen -– an allegation long shown to be unfounded — stood with his back to the riser with Mr. Obama’s lectern bearing the presidential seal. Leaning on a walker for support, he said he planned to keep his back to the stage when the commander-in-chief spoke.

But a recent Time magazine piece puts some spin on the value of Obama haters:

Even if the President repelled a Martian invasion, the right’s reaction would likely be the same as it was after the Christmas Day bombing attempt, or the Times Square failed attack, or the current oil spill: denigration of Obama’s competence, suspicion of his motives, and implicit or explicit hope for his failure.

[snip]

But as long as those trying to beat him are blind to the fact that tens of millions of voting Americans actually think Obama is doing a fine job, this President has a great ally in his enemies.

Official White House Photo by Pete Souza.

It Was Only A Matter Of Time

There was no avoiding this.

In fact, impeachment talk moved yesterday from Tea Party rallies to at least one Republican Member of the House, Darrell Issa. And Issa’s not an obscure backbencher; he’s the ranking Republican on Oversight and Government Reform, and he also sits on the Judiciary Committee.

The incentives all run to impeachment, as far as I can tell. The leaders of such an effort would find it easy to cash in (literally, I mean) with books and appearances on the conservative lecture circuit. It’s hard to believe that Rush, Beck and the rest of the gang wouldn’t be tripping over each other to wear the crown of the Host Who Brought Down the socialist gangster president. And we’ve seen the ability, or I should say the lack thereof, of rank-and-file GOP pols to stand up to the talk show yakkers. Besides, it’s not as if a new Republican majority would have a full agenda of legislative items to pass, and what they did have would face an Obama veto (and most likely death in the Senate at any rate). Against all that is the collective preference of the Republican Party not to have a reputation as a pack of loons, but that doesn’t seem to be much of a constraint in practice. Of course, also against impeachment is the lack of a serious offense by the president, but I don’t see that as a major impediment — if offering a job to a potential Senate candidate is an impeachable offense (and see Jonathan Chait if you think it really is), then they’ll have no trouble at all coming up with something.

Do you know when Republicans decided to impeach Obama?  November 4, 2008.

(Oh, they would be pulling this crap on Hillary, as well.  Actually, I think they would have pulled it sooner.  Also, I added a new “impeachment” tag.  I have a feeling we’ll be using it… a lot.)

It’s Time To Mess With Texas

History should be something we learn from, but if the Texas School Board gets its way learning will be replaced by indoctrination.

The board is to vote on a sweeping purge of alleged liberal bias in Texas school textbooks in favour of what Dunbar says really matters: a belief in America as a nation chosen by God as a beacon to the world, and free enterprise as the cornerstone of liberty and democracy.

“We are fighting for our children’s education and our nation’s future,” Dunbar said. “In Texas we have certain statutory obligations to promote patriotism and to promote the free enterprise system. There seems to have been a move away from a patriotic ideology. There seems to be a denial that this was a nation founded under God. We had to go back and make some corrections.” [emphasis mine]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the phrases I’ve highlighted strike me as more appropriate for a philosophy or religious study course rather than a history course.  Promote patriotism?  Promote free enterprise?  Patriotic ideology?  America is a nation chosen by God?  Nation founded under God?  These statements have nothing to do with history and everything to do with a conservative political agenda.

Why don’t conservatives just come out and speak the truth?  They want a Theocracy, not a Democracy.  They want mandatory patriotism, a place where no criticism of God’s chosen nation will be tolerated.  Imagine raising your children this way?  Bet you end up with a lot of spoiled brats who end up believing it’s their God-given right to have whatever they want.

And what Texas is taking out is just as disturbing as the ideology they are putting in.

Several changes include sidelining Thomas Jefferson, who favoured separation of church and state, while introducing a new focus on the “significant contributions” of pro-slavery Confederate leaders during the civil war.

The new curriculum asserts that “the right to keep and bear arms” is an important element of a democratic society. Study of Sir Isaac Newton is dropped in favour of examining scientific advances through military technology.

There is also a suggestion that the anti-communist witch-hunt by Senator Joseph McCarthy in the 1950s may have been justified.

The education board has dropped references to the slave trade in favour of calling it the more innocuous “Atlantic triangular trade”, and recasts the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as driven by Islamic fundamentalism.

WTF?   Hmmm… how do you take people out of the slave trade?  Why, you simply call it the Atlantic triangular trade.  See how easy that is?  And who needs to learn about Thomas Jefferson or Sir Isaac Newton when they can learn about the “significant contributions” of pro-slavery Confederate leaders during the civil war and scientific advances through military technology?   Gravity is so passĂ©.

It gets better…

Conservatives have been accused of an assault on the history of civil rights. One curriculum amendment describes the civil rights movement as creating “unrealistic expectations of equal outcomes” among minorities. Another seeks to place Martin Luther King and the violent Black Panther movement as opposite sides of the same coin.

“We had a big discussion around that,” said Knight, a former teacher. “It was an attempt to taint the civil rights movement. They did the same by almost equating George Wallace [the segregationist governor of Alabama in the mid-1960s] with the civil rights movement and the things Martin Luther King Jr was trying to accomplish, as if Wallace was standing up for white civil rights. That’s how slick they are.

White civil rights.  This phrase sums up what is going on in Texas (and other states, like Arizona).  It’s about Real Americans – which is code for:  Conservative, White Christians.

Meanwhile, those embracing this ideology might just want to pull their children out of science and history classes – there really is no future for them in those fields.

Conservatives Freak Out Over Unimportant Competition

Did you know that the Miss USA pageant was held this past weekend? Yeah, I didn’t either. I hate beauty pageants. They are a remnant of our more sexist past, a successor to the Southern debutante balls. I think a contest where a scholarship is awarded based on how good you look in an evening gown and a swimsuit doesn’t serve much purpose. Some people obviously care about this competition. An Arab-American Muslim woman won the Miss USA pageant and a conservative freak-out commenced.

Daniel Pipes thought that it means there was affirmative action at work because a handful of Muslim women have won beauty contests:

They are all attractive, but this surprising frequency of Muslims winning beauty pageants makes me suspect an odd form of affirmative action.

Gateway Pundit thought the fix was obviously in because the blonde Miss Oklahoma didn’t win. It was conspiracy because she supported Arizona’s SB 1070 law.

Miss Oklahoma Morgan Elizabeth Woolard was a top contestant for the Miss USA crown this year. But, after she came out in support of the Arizona immigration law she was forced to take a back seat to Miss Michigan. Miss Oklahoma was runner up in this year’s competition.

Michelle Malkin didn’t like her because she stated that birth control should be covered by insurance.

Obviously, Rima Fakih couldn’t have won on her own, she’s hideous. Only blonde, Christian white women qualify as beauty queens.

Republican Convention Today

You are to be forgiven if you have no idea that the Republicans are meeting today to give out party endorsements.  I have only really seen it discussed on the blogs on the other side of the political spectrum.  But the comments section of those threads have been highly entertaining.

The local tea partiers like the 9-12 “patriots” and others have been beating the drum to get Mike Castle ousted and to nip the Michelle Rollins machine in the bud.  It is easy to reject these sorts of stupidity.  For one, Christine O’Donnell and Urquhart/Wade are awful candidates.  But these guys are such scorched earth operators that they have already turned the potentially sympathetic delegates against their candidates with their stupidity.  Evan Q, a frequent commenter and occasional thinker, decided to send out a mailer to all delegates.  Unfortunately, he mailed it out on his organizations letterhead, making it look like an organization had endorsed O’Donnell.  Personally, I wonder if the organization is a non-profit.  But apparently only candidates have access to the mailing list, so the question is who gave Evan the list and why did Evan “give it to an organization” for mailing?

Either way, let me make it clear, I would love for O’Donnell and Urquhart/Wade to knock off the favorites.  I would LOVE it!  But even if they do, the real candidate is the one that wins the primary, so even if they win today, they will still be losers.

Maine GOP Members Redecorate A Classroom

The Maine GOP has been in the news more than usual lately. Maine is generally known for its progressive politics and moderate Republicans but no longer. GOP activists managed to replace the Maine GOP platform with a fringe platform that outlawed atheism and one-world government. They also redecorated a middle school classroom because they didn’t like the things they saw in there (h/t Jason330):

But some Knox Republicans who gathered at King Middle School that Friday apparently were less than enthusiastic about the political overtones of some posters — some created by eighth-graders — and other materials they saw in the social studies classroom.

When the teacher, Paul Clifford, returned to his classroom Monday morning, he discovered that a collage depicting the history of the labor movement was missing. In its place, someone had left a bumper sticker reading: “Working People Vote Republican.” Caucus members also apparently looked inside a closed cardboard box near Clifford’s desk that contained copies of the U.S. Constitution donated by the American Civil Liberties Union. Clifford later discovered a note left behind reading, “A Republican was here. What gives you the right to propagandize impressionable kids?” according to an account in the Portland Press Herald.

On Wednesday, Maine Republican Party Executive Director Christie-Lee McNally apologized to faculty and students at the school.

So, now the Constitution is “progaganda?” The silly Republicans probably read the Constitution and noticed that it didn’t actually say anything about God, so figured it had been altered. (Remember their new platform says “freedom of religion doesn’t mean freedom from religion.)

Here’s the ironic thing:

Clifford and the school’s principal, Mike McCarthy, pointed out in media accounts that the posters were part of projects on freedom and free expression.

The Knox County GOP is obviously against free expression. How dare the history of the labor movement be taught?

Don’t ya love it when great minds think alike?  Unstable Isotope and I (pandora) wrote about the same thing, with slightly different angles.  So… rather than adding another post (although I do think this subject deserves many posts) we decided to attach mine to her’s.

MAINE TEA PARTY STEALS* IN THE NAME OF LIBERTY

by pandora

Last week Maine ‘s Republican State Convention adopted a new platform, heavily influenced by the Knox County delegation.  Before we go into what happened let’s take a look at the players involved.

The insurgent Knox County conservatives, heavily steeped in the Tea Party Movement, would manage by the time the convention was over to replace a run-of-the-mill party platform with a new set of planks imported from, well, another political planet.

It’s a place where all of the borders are sealed, global warming is a myth (and a potentially illegal one at that), health care is by no means a right, Austrian economics rule and you will never, ever witness the creation of “a one world government.”

It’s also a place where, according to Section V, item k, “It is immoral to steal property rightfully earned by one person, and give it to another who has no claim or right to its benefits.” [emphasis mine]

What happened next is simply jaw-dropping.

When he went home for the weekend on Friday, one of Clifford’s most prized teaching tools – a collage-type poster depicting the history of the U.S. labor movement – was affixed to his classroom door. Clifford uses it each year to teach his students how to incorporate collages into their annual project on Norman Rockwell’s historic “Four Freedoms” illustrations.

The poster includes this quote from the labor organizer and one-time presidential candidate Eugene V. Debs: “Intelligent discontent is the mainspring of civilization. Progress is born of agitation. It is agitation or stagnation.”

“It’s one of my favorite posters,” said Clifford. “I’ve had it sitting there for seven years.”

Enter the Knox County Republicans, whose weekend convention coup has attracted national attention as a harbinger of a movement that knows a thing or two about agitation.

Details are sketchy – as they often can be when political passion gives way to apparent criminal activity. But this much we know: When Clifford returned to school Monday morning, his cherished labor poster was gone.

In its place, taped to the same door, was a red-white-and-blue bumper sticker that read, “Working People Vote Republican.”

Working People Vote Republican? Guess they also steal.

The sad thing is, when I read this article, I wasn’t surprised.  I’m beginning to think that’s just how Tea Partiers roll – that they are above the law because their cause is just and they are Real Americans.  And save your “fringe group” arguments.  These people are the Republican Party in Maine, evidenced by the adoption of their platform.  Even worse, they see nothing wrong in their behavior.

McCarthy, who happens to be this year’s Maine Middle Level Principal of the Year (for the second time), tried to reason with the one of the anonymous callers.

“What you saw was a snapshot after school of what was up in the room on that day,” he noted. “You haven’t been privy to all of the different ideas that have been talked about in that classroom.”

The caller’s reaction?

“She just got more and more agitated,” McCarthy said.

That’s when McCarthy reminded the caller that a teacher’s poster actually had been stolen. Her response, he recalled, was, “Well, it should have been because it shouldn’t be in that classroom!”

“Well, that’s not how we do business around here,” replied McCarthy, by now somewhere between simmer and full boil. “We’re more than willing to discuss ideas, but we don’t steal.”

Didn’t I read something about stealing in the new platform?  Hmmm… I’ll have to look at the original document, perhaps there’s an asterisk next to that rule that reads:  It is immoral to steal property rightfully earned by one person, and give it to another who has no claim or right to its benefits*

*unless you’re a Real American, then please feel free to steal whatever you feel necessary.

The reply “Well, it should have been because it shouldn’t be in that classroom” should be the Tea Party’s motto since they use it so often.  After all, Dr. Tiller would still be alive if he hadn’t provided abortions.  That guy wouldn’t have flown his plane into the IRS building if taxes were lower.  Tea Partiers wouldn’t have yelled racist and homophobic slurs if Democrats hadn’t passed Health Care Reform.  On and on it goes.

Enter a grown-up…

Christie-Lee McNally, executive director of the Maine Republican Party, struck a more apologetic note. While she has no idea who took Clifford’s poster, she said, she’ll do everything she can to have it returned or replaced.

“That’s not something we condone,” McNally said. “I apologize for the bad behavior of a few people. It’s unfortunate that it happened. It does give us a black eye.”

Nicely done, but, given that Maine Republicans just adopted the Knox County conservatives platform, is Ms. McNally really in charge anymore?  Let’s face it, the grown-ups in the GOP have either been driven out or abdicated all responsiblity – in the fear of being driven out.  This is just more bad behavior wrapped in the American Flag; behavior I fully expect Tea Partiers here in Delaware and across the country to justify.  Or maybe they’ll take the path of denying responsibility and claiming that a liberal snuck into the school after they left, stole the poster, and framed them.

I’d say they’re behaving like children, but that’s an insult to children.

Speaking of the children, they got into the act Tuesday after a note from “a Republican” was found in Clifford’s classroom. “A Republican was here,” it read. “What gives you the right to propagandize impressionable kids?”

Responded eighth-grader Lilly O’Leary, one of several students who sent e-mails to this newspaper decrying the behavior of their weekend guests, “I am not being brainwashed in his class under any circumstances. I am being told that I have the right to my own opinion.”

She added, “These people were adults and they were acting very immaturely.”

Ya think, Lilly? Lilly is only a child (and probably, given this experience, a future Democrat.  Children are so impressionable, after all) and, yet, she demonstartes more maturity and class than the “adults” who visited her classroom… But I’m sure, in the eyes of the Knox County conservatives, she isn’t a Real American with real values, like:  Thou shall not steal*

Anyone else getting the impression that the Tea Party lives by the asterisk?