Tag: Satire
No Joe the Plumber Post Here
As many of you have noticed we haven’t run any stories looking into the personal life of Joe the Plumber. We really don’t care. The fact of the matter is that we watch The Shield and we know what Joe the Plumber is really capable of and that scares the hell out of us.
Your Investment Goals
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjJWr3n2wFs[/youtube] Be careful out there, guys. Especially those of you with life insurance. h/tThe Big Picture
Breaking: Christiana Mall to Ban African Americans on Weekends
Christiana Mall has had enough of African Americans taking over their mall. Amid complaints that their more affluent customers “don’t feel comfortable” on the weekends with all these blacks running around, sitting in the food court and congregating around urban themed stores, the mall has decided to take action. Effective next month, the mall will […]
Suggestions for Kids Looking for Something To Do
As you may have heard, the Christiana Mall is banning unaccompanied minors on Fridays and Saturdays. At first, I was annoyed by this move. But now I see it as a chance to impart wisdom, so here goes. If you are a teenager that has been displaced from your favorite hangout, here are some suggestions […]
Imvotingrepublican.com
The argument is almost convincing: (click on this link if you want to see a bigger screen version) [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU[/youtube] But given the up front and personal view we’ve all gotten of the repub agenda in action over the past several years, there are probably more (and better) arguments to be made. Post your take on […]
Guest Post By Senator Tom Carper
Jason330, You kill me. Seriously, you amuse me. You make me laugh. You are a clown to me. Let me see? If I keep voting to protect bank profits, a bunch of unwashed-pinko-Grateful-Dead-looking-rejects are going to be sore. Do I have that right? All righty then. TC PS. I’m mad at myself for the five […]
CASTLE GUARDEDLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT PROSPECTS FOR MARITAL SEX
Washington, DC– Congressman Michael N. Castle today recognized his wife’s cleavage. Congressman Castle said, “The cleavage was probably intentional and I am allowing myself to believe that it had a deeper meaning. While I have concerns that our schedules make the prospect of coitus a long shot, I am hopeful that a glass of wine […]
Breaking: Dick Cathcart Calls for Firings Over Lofink Escheat
Unfortunately Cathcart wants to fire Vince Meconi and not anyone directly involved with Lofink-gate. h/t again – Al Mascitti
A Guest Post from Senator Tom Carper
Donviti – I am displeased to find out that you have joined others at Delaware Liberal in disparaging my reputation because you have a problem with my so-called “voting record.” Frankly, I expected more from you. Although I’m from West Virginia I have a deep respect for your people and flatter myself to think that […]
Guest Post By Senator Tom Carper
Dear Fuckface, I told you to stop calling me an a-hole, didn’t I? I’m a United State Senator you ass-wipe. You better respect my ass or you are going to be in a world of hurt. And I don’t mean you are going to find sugar in your gas tank. You have no idea how […]
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