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DL Open Thread: Monday, May 4, 2020
Down on its luck DEGOP drafts this guy to run for Governor. He says he is running as an independent, but his base and his platform is pure red white and blue GOP. The most important interview I received all day yesterday. I was once approached by a woman in red and asked “how many […]
American Exceptionalism
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All good
The economy is back. (Stocks are the economy, right?) That was all just an odd little blip. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along now.
Any day now…
I wonder when the important working friendships with Republicans that Coons has so carefully cultivated are going to pay off? Maybe they’ll kick in if some kind of national emergency arises? Not that I’m hoping for some national emergency.
It isn’t that I don’t like Biden…
…it’s that I see him running a mincing, timid and ultimately fucked-up repeat of 2016 campaign. The idea that this is going to be a close election makes me insane with anger.
For example, if he picks Kobs* for a running mate (or some similarly terrible person) I will seriously lose. Like “somebody hide all the knives” lose it.
Song of the Day 4/29: Founders Sing, “Lie-Lie-Lie-Lie Lysol”
Founders Sing entered the YouTube musical political satire genre, currently dominated by Randy Rainbow, in mid-February with a video called “The Day Democracy Died,” set to the tune of “American Pie.” Whoever’s behind it has released a video every couple of weeks since. This their latest, set to the tune of of the Kinks’ “Lola” […]
Biden’s Campaign is so weak they are terrified of Justin Amash peeling off 1% in Michigan
This happens when your only argument is that you are slightly less bad than the Republicans.
Team Biden has no visible affirmative campaign, so it is in panic mode over the announcement of third party candidate that will impact the terrible “50%+1” electoral college strategy.
Breaking: Nobody Cares About Baseball
Can you name a baseball player who is nationally famous? I can’t. There are plans to bring back baseball by realigning the leagues to make them more regional, thereby cutting down on travel. Just typing that sentence made me fall asleep. Baseball is boring. Nobody likes it.
Lieutenant General Darryl A. Williams is no leader
Darryl A. Williams is the 60th superintendent of West Point. When Trump’s vanity caused him to announce that he was delivering a graduation address to the cadets, causing the academy to scramble together a ceremony that is going to put a lot of people in harms way, Williams should have said, “No.” I know Trump […]
Trump’s bad weekend
First Putin tells him to stop making an ass out of himself on the daily, then his man-crush (apparently) croaks. Media outlets in Japan and Taiwan are reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has died. This has not been confirmed by the North Korean government or by sources in South Korea. Earlier in […]
Comedian Sarah Cooper hilariously mimes Trump’s deranged disinfectant comments
I know…Why try to clown Trump when he clowns himself every time he opens his stupid fucking mouth? And yet…
Trump got medical advice from the leader of a crackpot Clorox cult
Rather than listen to experts, Trump typically just repeats nonsense he hears on Fox News. When floating the idea that people with CV19 can be treated with disinfectants, Trump expanded his circle of trusted sources to include the leader of a crackpot Clorox cult. As The Guardian reports, Trump had actually received a message earlier […]
Just Listen to Cerron Cade on Highlands Bunker
I don’t want to give any spoilers, so just listen to this Cerron Cade Ep, then kick in a patronage.
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